Trying to Get The Princess

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In the building, the ghosts were doing many things like playing, eating, or simply just floating while being in boredom. SD then ran into the room in a panicked state, and the ghosts were concerned. "What happened?" A ghost said. "Well, this dude who from a lightning strike just killed my master with just one sword slash." SD said. The ghosts all looked at each other. "Why did you guys just fly away?" SD asked. "Well, we saw what was happening, and so we knew it was a danger so we, well, floated away." The ghost responded. SD then had a not so-happy-look. You're ghosts, you can't die," SD said. "Yeah, but we can't attack either." A ghost said. SD then noticed that the ghosts were all lying. "Yeah real funny." SD said. SD then looked to his side. "Huh, you brought a bag of flour with you." SD said. "Yeah, we just brought it for decoration." A ghost said. A power then awakened inside SD, and he decided to use it on the ghosts. The ghosts suddenly felt different. A ghost licked the floor and could taste it. "Hey, we can actually eat stuff." A ghost said. SD then felt amused. Cool, I need two things, one from me, and one from one of you ghosts, the thing I will do is go to the village and do something with the humans, and one of you send these things to a boy named Ness." SD said. The ghosts were concerned. "What are you doing?" A ghost asked. "Well, something."  SD responded. "Why don't you, you know, try something new with them, like something you're interested in, like playing, teaching, or something you would like to do, with maybe a hatred of yours." A ghost said. SD liked the idea. "Sure, but for the thing, I want you to go and send this past tube thing and a letter I wrote for Ness, okay." SD said. "Sure." A ghost said. Near the mountains, Lucas and the rest of them were at one of the Magypsies' houses. "So, this is the place, I think." Lucas said. "Well, let's get on with this." Ness said. "Well, what's the plan?" Duster asked? Ness then quickly came up with something. "Well, if she is alive, then we celebrate and go back, and if she is dead, then we prepare a funeral for her, but since there is nothing here, we need to do stuff like rituals or something." Ness said. "For a kid like you, you sound like you know everything." Flint said. Ness then decided to move on. "Lucas your dad must not really like me." Ness said. "I was just joking." Flint said. Then a ghost came from nowhere. "So, a dude named SD sent me here to give something to someone named Ness, and I'm guessing the baseball kid is him, so here is a sample tube and a letter, thank you, your welcome, and goodbye." The ghost said. Ness opened the letter and read it. "Dear Ness, I know we didn't have an easy time yesterday, but I forgive you, but I let you know that I am different than you, and because you're a kid, you can't do everything and make it your plan, and I brought you here to explore and have a new life experience." "And from your friend, SD, will say one last thing, your mom is quite the beauty." Ness read. Ness then didn't feel comfortable. "Ness, I think this guy found a new love life." Lucas said. "Okay, you four just stand here, I will go and vomit by the water." Ness said. At the village, SD was looking for people, while also being careful of the dude with the sword. SD then decided to talk to some people. "Hello people of the village, I am SD, and I have a major announcement." SD said. A bunch of people gathered around. The castle over there, while cool, was a bit boring and old school, so my fellow workers made a new building, with better technology, and way cooler, and so, I want to invite people there to see it and be amazed, and I will fun with you too, while you will be the one offering me it." SD said. "That may sound weird, but it makes me happy that people love the work my people did." SD said. The people thought for a while, and a few cheered as they were excited to come. Everyone swarmed SD and wanted to come. "If you want to come, then just follow me to our little wonderland." SD said. When he left with the people, the man came out of the Inn and noticed him leaving. "People are following him, for what a party, what a bunch of mindless sheep." The man said. "Oh well, but I still need him for my future plans." The man said. At the mountainside, Boney was munching on a twig while the others were planning. "Well, this thing says that it will make you be the main person in an important event, and one of us should take it, and I will just choose someone random, so Duster you drink it." Ness said. Duster took the lid off of it. "What if the event is one where I die, and I end up never coming back?" Duster asked. "Uh, I don't know, just drink it and see what happens." Ness responded. Duster drank it, and he fell asleep, as he was then warped into a mysterious room. It was a bathroom-like place, with a mirror in the very front. Duster went up to it and looked at himself. Then someone touched him as he turned around. "Hello me, meet the real me, and my misfit's way of life, a dark, black past is my, most valued possession, hindsight is always 20-20, but looking back, it's still a bit fuzzy, speak of mutually assured destruction, nice story, tell it Reader's Digest." The other Duster said. Duster then woke up in the real world with the other four surrounding him. "What happened?" Lucas asked. "Yeah, that was not an important event at all." Duster said. Ness read the label, and it said that the event was the Sweating Bullets music video. "Yeah, who made this?" Ness asked to himself. "Well, what is the new plan?" Flint asked. Ness thought of one. "I said ritual so, why not do one, and we need to do one that will make sense." Ness said. The five thought of what to do. At the village, the man was thinking of what to do. "This guy has something I need, but he just runs away all the time, and it is something I need to conquer a world, but he just has to do this stuff." The man said. "I know, I'll just go into this place, to see if he and his workers will invite me, but first, some more thinking." The man said. The five thought of what ritual to do, and it was a rather strange one. "Okay, so this ritual requires us to do three things." Ness said. Ness then started to say the steps. First, we take a portion of the blood from each of us and make a circle out of it, then the second step is to wear these giant wooden monkey helmets, and the third step is to do some up and down walking dance like thing to summon this princess." Ness said. The four weren't pleased with his plan. "I think Boney could come up with something better." Lucas said. "Okay, we need a source for our wounds." Ness said. Duster grabbed one of his tools and stabbed everyone's fingertips with it, and the blood came out. "Okay good, now luckily we already made these things somehow, and so we make our circle which we already did, now we put these one and..." "Okay Ness, this is just stupid." Lucas said. "I mean come on, doing this dance while these helmets are on us, and plus Boney can't even do this." Lucas said. "Well, let's just do this." Ness said. The five started the ritual. Back at the building, SD was in a pleasant mood but then noticed that the ghosts wherein a very energetic mood. "What happened here?" SD asked. A ghost went up to him. "Oh, we had a hell of a time." The ghost said. "We have an okay feeling, and you don't, and tell them to not eat any fish." A ghost said. SD then noticed the flour bag was opened, so he went and picked it up, and noticed a tear on the label. He pulled it off and saw that it was a bag of cocaine. "So now I know why you all brought this in here." SD said. "Oh yeah, since I'm normal, I delivered the things." A ghost said. "Thanks, and since I brought some people here, and no sauerkraut is in the building, I think we are just okay." SD said. The five were still doing, but they were all tired and starting to almost fall over. "Ness, this is not really working." Lucas said. "You know, Lucas was right all along." Duster said. Ness then knew that no one was enjoying this. "Okay, let's just all collapse." Ness said. The five than all collapsed, and their helmets broke into tiny pieces of wood. "Say that was cool right." Ness said. Lucas, Flint, Duster, and Boney looked at him in anger. "Hey, why are you all about to beat that kid without me?" Someone said. The five looked at the person talking, and Kumatora was right there. "Oh Kumatora, there were all." Lucas said. "What happened here?" Kumatora asked. "Well, that kid whose name is Ness thought you were trapped somewhere, so we did this ritual that did nothing at all." Lucas said. Ness then stood up. "Oh, I did not expect you to look like this." Ness said. "Yo Duster, your girlfriend is here." Ness said. Duster then kicked Ness. "Well, let's go back home, I think we all had enough for the day." Lucas said.

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