WHAT IF

What if Tom and Jerry visited a therapist

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Got Sia's Hey boy, stuck in my head all day. 😐 It's not weird for a guy to be a fan of Sia, right?
Our writer for the day, pretty already popular though, Love_Roxy18. She's incredibly talented and a fun lively person. Here's her Tom and Jerry what if. Leave comment girls...and guys(🙂👍#genderequality)

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Cats and Dogs...I mean, mouse

He held on tight to his brief case, not disguising his disgust and distrust for the cunning mouse seated right next to him, while filing his tiny nails. Tom has had enough of Jerry and it was time to find a solution that would get rid of that cheese-eating thing. His tail always tingled when he could feel that Jerry was up to no good, and right now he was doing his best not to remove his shoe to smash the annoying thing to get over with this.

"Just so you know, when we get back home after this, I'll get you for that rolling pin you knocked my head with." Jerry warned, digging between his teeth with a toothpick Tom had no idea where he got it from.

"Oh really, and risk Spike coming after us again?" Tom reminded as his sharp memory rewinded to what happened earlier when Spike caught Jerry shoving a hosepipe up Tom's behind.

Jerry couldn't stop laughing at that the whole journey to Dr Doodle's office. The noise and constant drama between Tom and Jerry was what led Spike to threaten the two to either see a therapist and make up or leave the town instead.

"If you hadn't thrown away my little teddy, we wouldn't be here." Jerry accused.

"Well if you hadn't dropped the dishes I had just finished washing, we wouldn't be here." Tom shot back.

"WELL IF YOU HADN'T PUT THEM RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE."

"WELL IF YOU HADN'T DIRTIED ALL THE DISHES WITH YOUR LITTLE BIRD BUDDY AND MADE ME WASH ALL OF THEM, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE."

"WELL_"

"OK GENTLEMEN." A fat chiwawa in a dark green suit yelled above the noise. "It's time for your session."

Tom walked behind the tiny fat dog, but not after giving Jerry the stank-eye which he returned with more loath.

"Please take a seat gentlemen." The round man said, whilst unbuttoning his jacket to give his potbelly some room.

Jerry snorted at the word gentlemen and turned to Tom to see if the word suited him or not.

Tom and Jerry both sat at the couch in front of the man that was their supposed therapist.

"I'm Dr Doodle, please to meet you, Tom and Jerry." He smiled. "Now, can we begin?"

Neither Tom nor Jerry said anything so the therapist continued. "What exactly is the problem?"

"Tom is always a-"

"Jerry is such a"

The two kept quiet for a second then yelled in unison, "A PEST!"

"He is always on my business....." Tom blabbered

"cant seem to stop bothering me....." Jerry spat.

"stole me sandwich last week...."

"he made a pancake out of me...."

At this point Dr Doodle was confused as to who was saying what.

"Ok, ok. Can I ask. Why do you fight? Why violence?" Dr Doodle asked "Jerry?"

"He's the one that always annoys me first I just pay back."

"Liar! Ask him why is there a hole on the wall?"

"It's my house" Jerry defended and Tom scoffed.

"Ok, Tom why do you end up being violent with the mouse? When do you think this will end?" The chiwawa questioned

"Well. It's simple. The moment he takes his ugly, tiny things out of my house."

"You don't own the house."

"Yes, but my owner does."

"You mean the lady that smacked you with her shoe yesterday?" Jerry chuckled

Tom snarled, but kept his cool as the image of Spike, ganging up on him with his other bulldog friends, flashing in his mind.

"Why have you both not left each other alone a long time ago. You guys hate each others guts?"

"I live there, Jerry should be the one to leave."

"I already built my house there, you should just leave."

Dr Doodle sighed and scribbled some things on his note pad. that gave Jerry the opportunity to give the the little, chubby dog's office some attention. It was like an art gallery. Everywhere his eyes turned he could see one strange masterpiece after another. His paintings where of weird pencil drawings, something a child that can't hold a pen right, would master. They were all lazy drawings....as if he were doodling.

"Ok, so Tom, who else do you hate apart from Jerry?" The dr asked ready to scribble some more.

"Well, there is this pit bull named Spike. His just a big bully."

"Don't you consider yourself as a big bully Tom?"

"No. Why would I think of that?"

"Mmh. Ok. So how about you, Jerry?"

"I love anyone and everyone. Apart from fur face here." He shrugged, directing his eyebrows towards Tom.

"Mmh. I see. So how about we see things this way. The two of you love fighting each other. You don't want to leave each other, but you hate each other very much."

"YES!" Both Tom and Jerry chorused, then looked at each other weirdly.

"It would be very easy to walk away, but the two of you chose not to. Instead you both want to stay in the same house and see each other every day otherwise your day wouldn't be complete without banging the other's head with a frying pan. You two are not exactly enemies....more like frienemies. You just don't know how to be friends now that you have gotten used to fighting each other for a very long time." Dr Doodle stopped to let his words digest then he went back to scribbling on his notepad like an excited kid.

"You two must learn to tolerate each other." the doctor said. "You came to me so that we can find a solution to this problem. How about you teach each other what is right and what is wrong. You slowly become friends and be more constructive. Heck, you could start a reality show or something, like the Kardashians, and split the profits?"

Jerry turned to Tom who was already looking at him and they both nodded.

"That would never take off" Jerry laughed.

"Very terrible idea" Tom said, as they both crackled with laughter.

"Alrighty then, same time next week?" The Dr stood up to shake both Jerry and Tom's hand but ofcourse, they were still laughing.

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