pardon my language but what the fuck!? my story got deleted!!! i give up this happened to me twice.
fanfiction.net is better then this crappy site. & i still use this piece of shit.
Alright, I'll try to update these chapters as much as I can, enjoy!!!
Ruby is in the kitchen trying to hold the broken faucet, "guys, we got a leak. Ah! Somebody call a plumber!" ruby cries but instead her father comes in as 'the fixer'.
Joanne: ok, chibi Tai in this parody is going to act like he knows whats he's doing but ends up breaking it more. He wants his daughters to depend on him more.
Ruby: well dad knows how to fix a leak but if there's something he can't fix he calls a professional.
Tai tells ruby as long as he is around they don't need to pay for plumbers, electricians (the lights don't seem fix) or dentists. A tooth fell out.
Yang: yeah, this chibi dad is a hazard.
So he put duct tape around the faucet, doesn't look fix at all. Tai begins to look for his tooth as ruby backs away from the sink.
Blake: now how are they going to get water?
Yang is out cruising but bumblebee doesn't seem to be working well, "maybe it's time for a tune-up." as soon as yang said that her father appeared.
Yang: oh no.
yang insist to her dad she has a mechanic for bumblebee, so guilt trips her o the money she will waste and she doesn't appreciate her father at all.
Ruby: chibi Tai is horrible.
Yang: I feel sorry for chibi yang.
Tai didn't exactly fix bumblebee and a part fell out, in the distance the faucet finally broke and ruby can be seen on top of the water spout screaming plumber.
Yang & ruby face palm.
We are back with junior idiots who came in and gave each other high fives for saving orphans.
RWBY: they did!?
Joanne: I don't know.
They gasp seeing Phyrra & Nora wearing mustaches and they want to be junior detectives. Nora calls themselves shetectives.
Weiss: oh for goodness sake! You don't need those stupid mustaches!
Blake: and shetectives isn't even a word.
Sun tells the girls that it takes more than a mustache to solve cases.
Blake: then why are you wearing them?
Joanne: so they look adult like.
But Phyrra examined sun's nails to find chocolate under them, a wrapper in his left pocket, his pupils are dilated from shame. She deduced sun ate Neptune's candy bar. Neptune was not happy sun lied to him, though sun pointed out he was hungry and Neptune never shares his snacks. Neptune said it was a lucky guess but it doesn't make them a detective.
Ruby: I kinda find it impressive.
The girls agreed.
Until Nora found a skeleton in a closet, sun admits they have better mustaches but Neptune never knew they have a closet. "No bones of balled." Phyrra said as she puts on her shades and a familiar CSI theme song plays, Nora made the skeleton say yeah.
Joanne hit her head on the table surprising the girls.
Yang: hey, you ok?
Joanne: yeah, just something personal.
Ruby & yang are on the computer that seems to be busted, then Tai comes along. Ruby asks her dad if he can try to fix the computer, he seems unsure at 1st but he sat down and was sure of himself he can fix it. But it looks like he doesn't know how to operate it, this gives the sisters a chance to walk away from him.
Ruby: wait, we planned this?
The sisters watch by the door, "think that'll keep him?" yang asked.
"Yang, the man never learned how to change his wallpaper." ruby deadpanned.
"Fair enough." and left.
Yang: oh! So chibi Tai has no clue on how to use communication devices.
Weiss: which gives them time to properly call a professional to fix the sink & bumblebee.
A window pop on the computer, "ruby, this thing says you have cookies. You know those are bad for your-!" a tooth pops out, "teeth."
Blake: he'll be there for hours.
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