Dad Jokes

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Another new chapter. I've heard of castlevania but never bothered to look it up until January. Alucard/Adrien is so hot!

It was night time as Neptune is playing video games on the coach with ren & sun supporting him. His really into this game so much. His user name is SHEEPMAGNET88.

Yang: boys & video games.

Ruby: I wonder if the parody is a black out for winning the game but didn't save the victory.

Weiss: well boys will be boys but what kind of user name is SHEEPMAGNET88?

Blake: I don't know if he has some sort of fetish.

Jing: I don't know if you're dissing the boys or pitying them.

Sun points to Neptune his nemesis who always beat him. He has a weird user name, TAILFELLOW01. But Neptune is prepared this time. Sun asks him his plan which he tells him. There's a misgiving to that question. Neptune did his plan but his nemesis beat him again. Neptune drops his game console in utter shock and defeat. His so defeated & confused his taking the lost hard. He sighs down the couch.

Weiss: poor Neptune. But his being a drama queen.

Yang: sun's TAILFELLOW01.

Ruby: what makes you say that?

Yang: it's obvious.

Blake: yang, it might be sun or another Faunus with a tail.

Turns out sun is TAILFELLOW01. He used his tail to play on his game console. Ren notices what sun did & asks why his tormenting his best friend. Sun's only reply: it's much more fun than the game itself.

Ruby: that was mean!

Yang: called it.

Weiss: looks like sun's a bully.

Blake: or a tormentor. But Neptune might find out sooner or later.

Outside of beacon academy velvet is taking a picture of ruby & her scythe with her special camera.

Ruby: wow! That's her weapon? So cool! It can be anything!

Jing: you are a real weapon nut.

Yang: cool! She can do all our moves.

Weiss: that's really a good advantage towards corrupt hunters. And Grimm as well.

The box shows a holographic crescent rose as velvet starts to change its color to yellow, white, and blue with filters & the original crescent rose. Ruby is awed by this.

Ruby stares in awe.

Yang: it's like a selfie.

Blake: I guess she can combine the weapons.

Weiss: ok there's a million possibilities to experiment on that.

Velvet decides its ok the way it looks with no filters. Ruby gives her a thumbs up.

The real ruby copies her chibi self as the girls giggled.

Nora is sitting on the chair at the living room connected to the kitchen. She ate a lot of pancakes & looks like she's in a food coma. Neptune is on her right, ren to her left, sun above her with yang. The teens are confused of Nora's illness. According to ren she's been like this for hours. Sun asks her if she ate all of ren's pancakes. Again. Nora's only reply is waffles but we know she ate them.

Everyone face palms.

Yang: I guess this is the day Nora had too much of a good thing.

Jing: oh no!

Ruby: what!?

Jing: this part has puns! Quick get the earplugs!

Yang: come guys it's not that bad.

Jing: your right, its worse.

Ren is now panicking because the pancakes he made are thicker. Yang makes a pun which they ignore. Neptune suggest they should get help but yang keeps up with her stupid puns. Sun is fed up, they have a serious matter in their hands. Why is she making puns at a time like this?

They all look at yang disappointed.

Yang: it's her not me, I wouldn't make puns on a life & death situation. Actually id make a less repulsive pun to lighten the mood. Honest.

We have a surprise guest, taiyang. Yang asks her dad how he got to the school. He used a joke to reply to her answer. No people, dad jokes are way worser than puns! You will not make me type those monstrosities! Sun is twitching for taiyang to make dad jokes.

Blake: oh dear oum.

Weiss: those boys better run.

Ruby: sorry Nora.

Jing: she should have never ate all that pancake.

Yang: come on. Dad's jokes are funny. (They all had their ear buds on) you guys are the worse.

Ren & Neptune gets the message. Ren makes an excuse to iron all his clothes, Neptune lied he has swimming practice & sun just went the heck with it & crash out a window.

Weiss: yes flee for your life.

Yang: come on guys. Those jokes are awesome.

So yang & her dad made some jokes until the screen went blank.

Ruby, Weiss, Blake & Jing sighed in relief. It was over.

 It was over

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