pardon my language but what the fuck!? my story got deleted!!! i give up this happened to me twice.
fanfiction.net is better then this crappy site. & i still use this piece of shit.
A spirit owl swoops in & leaves a scroll for Jing. Jing opens the scroll.
Jing (reading): warning: the next episode has utter stupidity. Well I'm glad we were warned.
The background is all black & white like those old detective movie's or shows. Neptune was narrating himself as a junior detective. (A shout out to Penn zero part time hero! that episode was cool) he was playing with a paddle ball when cinder walk by & came in. Neptune narrated how he knew she was trouble the moment he laid eyes on her. I think she heard him.
Weiss: this is so stupid.
Ruby: agreed.
Neptune greeted her & called her doll face. Cinder is trying to find someone & she heard junior detective Neptune can help. Neptune narrates that cinder is falling for him. She actually heard the narrator & was so confused. Neptune covered it up by giving her a drink. Then the narrator said "I was hoping she didn't notice the glass was dirty." she clearly heard that & refused the drink.
Blake: smart choice.
Cinder announced she's looking for the fall maiden & lied that they are sisters.
RWBY: that's an obvious lie!
Jing: because I told you girls & they don't even look closely related. The fall maiden amber is dark skin & brown hair.
Neptune knew she was lying but he also blurted out he found her very attractive & couldn't say no.
Weiss: I hate chibi Neptune so much.
Cinder clearly heard that & said "can we move this along?" Neptune stated a fee 1st. cinder was confident she had enough money to pay him but it wasn't really money he wanted. He get on the table. He wanted a kiss.
Jing: cinder won't kiss him. She has more class & taste. Trust me for a villain she has her own standards.
Cinder did not comply & slap him so hard he spun in the air & hit his chair. Neptune narrated how he was lucky to be the only detective in town.
Yang: he is? What happened to the other detectives?
Jing: this is a parody. I have a feeling Neptune is about to be outgunned.
But Neptune wasn't exactly sure. Then detective zwei comes in wearing a detective hat & fake smoking pipe. Neptune told zwei it was his case & told him to get out.
RWBY: ZWEI!?
Jing: huh obedience school taught him everything.
Cinder decided to hire zwei. They both left Neptune. Neptune narrates how cinder broke his heart but cheers himself up. Junior detective Neptune spins his hat tipping the glass of milk causing it to spill. He notices it & wails while clutching his heart.
Yang: this is sad.
Ruby: but a waste of milk. We need to get zwei a tracking collar just in case.
Then we see sun sitting on a spot light wearing a hat & shades. He was playing the saxophone providing the music. "Forget it dude. Its chibi town." he said & played the finale with his saxophone.
Blake: sun?
Weiss: I didn't know he played a saxophone. Let alone an instrument. He doesn't seem to be the type.
Jing: trust me a lot of different looking people surprise me even more.
In the woods at night by a fire. Prof port is eating & asks the viewers a weird question on their survival skills. He throws his drumstick in the fire causing it to burn more. Turns out prof port is teaching about survival skills called: man up! With port.
Yang: we already know survival skills. Signal taught us. Dad & uncle qrow too.
Blake: my parents taught me.
Weiss: I had someone taught me as well.
Prof port walk a little away from the fire & and announces that he will teach them to build a fort. He said they will use a tree, a hammer & bare teeth.
Jing: that sounds very painful.
Ruby: nobody does that. Not even the real prof port does that.
But port said he was joking. He said they didn't need a hammer. He threw the tool & it embedded itself in a tree. He said they needed determination, sheer will power & manliness.
Jing: he sounds sexists.
Team RWBY nodded in deadpanned expressions.
Then winter walks into a nice clearing & uses her semblance to create a fort. Port was surprised. Port announces that was 1 way to do it but he tells the audience her butts gonna be cold.
Weiss: winter doesn't abuse her semblance. & she knows it's cold.
Yang: well prof port was a little out gunned.
We see Tai yang making his own tech vlog. He is walking in the court yard with shades on. As he was talking he trip & dropped his camera. It fell & captured him falling on his face.
Yang & ruby were trying to hide themselves since chibi Tai yang is an embarrassing dad.
We see him again sitting down explaining what happened. He put a camera behind zwei & called it zwei cam.
Blake: your chibi dad isn't the sharpest pencil.
Yang (sighs): we know.
Then zwei runs away. Tai runs after him giving him commands but trips again & falls.
Everyone winces.
We see Tai again using his last camera on a drone. It zoomed to the sky filming Tai yang. Then a crow hits the drone. The camera, drone & qrow fell. Yes it was uncle qrow who hit the drone cam. Tai sees the damage done & decides to bail. He tells the viewers to like, comment & subscribe. Qrow twitches indicating his still alive.
Ruby: well sadly that was uncle qrow's fault. He has a semblance of bad luck.
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