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Science (stand up comedy)

Adult Nick: I think the worst day was the day that the science project was due. Waking up that morning, that was fun, huh? You're head had popped off your pillow-

Young Nick: "Oh no..That's due today- I had nine months to work on it and did nothing. Nothing but a cardboard box...a boxen."

Adult Nick: Then you show up, you're scared, and you don't have anything good, and then you found out, all the other kids, their parents made theirs for em. I hated that ya know? Their backing on flat bed trucks. One kid with a volcano, he didn't know how to zip up his own pants but he built a volcano- How do ya explain that!? I didn't know what to do for my project so I brought in a paper cup filled with dirt, hoped that you'd know i'm an idiot and walk right on past me, as long as I was holding something.

Adult Nick: *impersonating Mao* "What do ya have there Nick?"

Young Nick: "It's a cup of dirt- Just put an F on there an let me go hommee."

Adult Nick: *impersonating Mao* "Well explain it!"

Young Nick: .-. "Well it's a cup...with dirt in it, I call it Cup of Dirt. You should move on now, go ahead and move on, head on down the line there."

Adult Nick: So he went to this one kid in my class who made the same solar system like nineteen years in a row. Bunch of styrofoam balls held together with coat hangers."

Young Nick: "Hey your breaking new ground there Copernicus."

Adult Nick: She's going *impersonating Leah* "ThE bIg YeLlOw OnE's ThE sUn! ThE yElLoW oNe Is ThE sUn!"

Adult Nick: *impersonating Mao* "Okay, what are these other ones?"

Adult Nick: *impersonating Leah* "THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!"

Adult Nick: *impersonating Mao* "Alright calm down-"

Adult Nick: *impersonating Leah* "I W- ALRIGHT!!"