Bendy: You ready for this?
Toon Leah: Not really.
Bendy: You'll be fine! *kisses her cheek*
-Attempt One-
Bendy: *walks in holding Leah's hand* Boris, we have something to tell-
Toon Leah: *vomits pink ink*
-later-
Toon Leah: *wipes ink* I think that went well!
Bendy: You threw up and we both left-
Toon Leah: Nah, it's all in the past.
Bendy: That was literally 30 seconds ago.
Toon Leah: That's a matter of opinion.
Bendy: No it isn't, let's try again.
-Attempt 2-
Bendy: Boris, we have something to tell you-
Toon Leah: *sniffs a napkin and faints*
-later-
Toon Leah: I chloroformed myself didn't I?
Bendy: Yeah..*smack Leah's hand* Don't do it again! Look, we need to try again.
-Attempt 3-
Toon Leah: ....KJHG<JMHGYFUKJHVMBhchtj
-Attempt 4-
Toon Leah: Ya see the thing is, Bendy and I- *pulls out bat* I'll just kill him.
Bendy: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!
Toon Leah: Let me kill him! LET ME HIT HIM!
Bendy: NO DON'T-
-Attempt 5-
Toon Leah: MOM,DAD, I'M GAY!
Bendy: ..WhAt!?
-Attempt 6-
Toon Leah: IF I HIT HIM WE CAN MAKE OUT
Bendy: NO, NO!
Toon Leah: THIS CAN BE SO EASY-
Bendy: LEAH-
-Attempt 7-
Toon Leah: When two people spend a lot of time together-
Bendy: WHERE ARE YOU'RE LEGS?!
Toon Leah: *is just a head*
-Attempt 8-
Toon Leah: The common sex-
Bendy: LEAH-
-Attempt 9-
Toon Leah: We-
Future Leah: I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly! *points to Boris*
Toon Leah: You're CHUBBY!
Bendy: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!?
-Attempt 10-
Toon Leah: *dances around Bendy and points to him*
Bendy: *facepalm*
-Attempt 11-
Toon Leah: *has her katana*
Bendy: LEAH!
Toon Leah: AAAAAHH-
-later-
Toon Leah: I'm really bad at this aren't I?
Bendy: Yeahh...Boris is never gonna find out about us.
Toon Leah: ..OH THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING!?
-Attempt 12-
Toon Leah: *storms in* Boris I know this is hard for you to hear but I am dating your brother!
Boris: Yeah that's fine-
Toon Leah: *hits Boris with the bat* WHAT!?
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Random Incorrect Quotes 2
RandomTechnically the Random book 2.0 was an incorrect quotes book...so this is part 2! Will include: -swearing -mention of violence and/or self harm/hate - MANY different fandoms