Mao: ....Jesus Christ....Did I really just eat all that fucking food that fucking fast bro...? Did I really just INHALE that shit like it was fucking oxygen!? Did I actually just ABSORB that shit into my fucking body bro....!? BITCH, it was a WHOLE PLATE OF FOOD!! It was a whole plate of cobbler, gone in 2.5 seconds....! Ain't no way man, ain't no way my skinny ass ate all that fucking food that fast....! BRO, the theme song from the show i'm about to watch DIDN'T EVEN START YET! AND MY FOOD IS GONE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT!? I cannot believe I just ate that shit faster than BC running to a Beignet....
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Random Incorrect Quotes 2
RandomTechnically the Random book 2.0 was an incorrect quotes book...so this is part 2! Will include: -swearing -mention of violence and/or self harm/hate - MANY different fandoms
