Haikyuu headcannons. ✌️😗✨ (discontinued)

How You Became Friends

Hinata:
-he kept seeing you in the hallway
-he would say hi
-Hinata: Hey y/n-chaaaan!
-You: hello Hinata. I saw you 5 minutes ago. You don't need to say hi every time you see me.
-Hinata: Sorry!
-he would do it again 5 minutes later.

Kageyama:
-you guys started eating lunch together.
-you help him study
-you two have "Vending machine days" when the vending machine for the milk is restocked.
-Kages: they should be here at any moment now.
-You: they're taking too long.... Let's go stalk them.
-Kages: sounds like a plan.

Daichi:
-He hangs out at you r house sometimes.
-he brings healthy snacks.
-you don't like the healthy snacks
-so you get a packet of chips from the kitchen.
-Dadchi: that's not healthy y/n.
-You: shhh let me enjoy my good.

Sugawara:
-when you were kids, he found you under a tree.
-you were all alone.
-he instantly became friends with you.
-he's like an older brother.

Tsukishima:

-you, Tsuki and Yams used to hang out at his place a lot.
-he found you odd.
-but you liked dinosaurs, so he stuck around
-to this day, he questions your crackhead motives.
-Tsuki: don't jump off the roof.
-You: yOuR'e NoT mY dAd-

Yamaguchi:
-he kept walking you home for weeks and weeks.
-he was afraid something would happen to you.
-he told you that he cares about you.
-your heart melted.
-You: *dies*

Nishinoya:
-he kept flirting with you.
-so you decided to flirt back.
-he died from embarrassment.
-Tanaka teases him about it.
-Noya:are you and angle that fell from heaven? Cuz you look beautiful.
-You: are you a sunflower? Because you look as bright as the sun.
-Noya: *dies*
You: I killed Nishinoya. Sorry guys.
-R. I. P. NISHINOYA AND DADCHI
-"nice kill Tanaka"
-"nice kill Y/n"

Tanaka:
-he invited you to sit with him and Noya at lunch.
-you two have a lot in common.
-he looooves spending time with you.
-you two have movie sleepovers and you biting your favorite movies and snacks.

Asahi:
-he still feels bad for scaring you.
-he takes you out for lunch and coffee whenever he is available.
-You: lunch?
-Asahi: I have a project to finish.
-You: no worries. I can wait.

Bokuto:
-Akaashi told you that Bokuto wanted you to hang out on the week end
-Bokuto was a scaredy cat...
-nah. He was a scaredy OWL.
-you guyd got along very well.
-poor Akaashi.
-you guys all hang out every weekend.
-you force Bokuto to study.

Akaashi:
-you and him talk on the phone for hours.
-you take read to each other
-he loves it.
-you two meet at the library often
-and at coffee shops
-you exchange books to read.
-Bokuto found you two laughing together at a coffee shop.
-he went into emo mode.

Kuroo:
-he asked him mom if you could have a play date.
-him mom said yes.
-Kenma, Kuroo and you played video games for a while.
-all three of you got bored and they taught you how to play volleyball.
-you hit Kurro in the face a few times.
-You: *hits kuroo in the face*
-Kuroo: Ow.
-Youb Sorry!
-Kuroo: heh. No worries.
-Kenma: *taking photos of kuroo with his nosebleed* oof.

Kenma:
-you continued playing video games with Kenma
-you enjoyed spending time together.
-he occasionally smiles at you.
-it's adorable.
-You: did I do something wrong?
Kenma: *small smile*
-Kenma: no.
-You: oh okay...  *sending him small gifts on animal crossing*

Lev:
You continued kicking Lev's shins
-poor Lev.
-but of course, he tried to bribe you
-Lev: Can I interest you in a chocolate bar?
-You: Hm..... I'll think about it.
-Now he bribes you everyday
-and that's a friendship in the making.

Yaku:
-you usually stay at his place after tutoring.
-it's just a friendship thing
-y'all watch horror and fantasy movies until 10 pm on weekends.
-S N A C K S

Ushijima:
-after the volleyball games, he would go and chat with you.
-you were a bit intimidated.
-he was just being a happy bean on the inside
-on the outside though, he looked angy >:|
-You: Y-you looked really cool out there
-Ushi-gushi: thanks.
-Awkward silence for a while
-Ushi-gushi: we should go have coffee tomorrow
-You: are... Are you asking me on a date?
-Tendou: nah, he's just wants to get to know you because he's seen you at our games a few times.
-Youb *dies*
-Tendou: oop-

Tendou:
-he came and visited you at your club activities and in the morning in your class
-you two started having lunch together with Ushijima and Semi
-Ushijima: are they in a relationship.
-Semi: I dunno man. You never know with Tendo.

Oikawa:
-he still tormented you with his horrible flirting.
-but alas, you gave in and flirted back.
-he was stunned.
-he might have died for a few seconds.
-who knows.

Iwaizumi:
-he liked the vibe you gave off
-so he stuck around.
-you two bully Oikawa
-you two go to his house sometimes and do homework together.

Womanhood, the eternal Bitch
-Titus

I might add Atsumu and Osamu Miya to this.