When Millie arrived at Noahs 3.000 rent apartment, she made sure to wipe her hands with hand sanitizer. Don't wanna risk getting contaminated by that ugly noah bitch.She exited her car, locked it, and saw Noah standing without a mask. "Of course." she thought to herself.
Then noah let out a huge sneeze. Gross.
"Why do you have to be so gross?" Millie asked.
"Who cares bout some virus. Y'all will recover."
Millie rolled her eyes and scoffed very britishly.
"Bloody hell."They got up to his room and noah started blasting dance monkey. Millie was upset.
"Really? That's like the worst song ever."
"Fine. I'll change it."
Then from his speaker came the voice of lady Gaga.
"I never asked for a free ride."
Now millie was feeling an emotion take over her. She scoffed and said "of course YOU would play this song."
Noah eyed her. "What do you mean?"
"Oh nothing. I mean I'll let your Frankie grande ass play whatever you want."
Noah scowled. How did she know?
"What. Are you talking about, Mildred?"Millie got close to his face, but not so close she didn't have to smell his man breath. She opened her mouth and uttered one word.
"Twink."
Noah was taken aback. He growled once more and said, "I'll be right back." Of course he was anything but menacing. Look at that kid.
Millie turned her british nose around in pride. However she did wonder what he was doing.
Moments later, the door opened.
"Hey sister!" Said a voice.
Of course this could be no other than James Charles Dickinson.
Millie looked shocked. She stood up quickly.
"Now sister, would you mind taking off that mask? Don't worry, it's not like I'm infected with COVID-19 and I'm gonna give it to you!"
"Step away James! Leave me alone! get your twink ass AWAY from me!"
"LET ME GET MY PHONE AND RECORD!" Noah shouted. But Millie was quick. She bolted over to him and grabbed his ankles. He fell.
Noah started to kick at millies wrists.
James said "my work here is done. I have to film a video with charli damelio." And slammed the door behind him.
Meanwhile millie and noah are still fighting.
Noah stood up and so did Millie, but Noah tripped her. Millie laid there until Noah dragged her by the ankle and was about to dunk her in the toilet when Millie felt a sudden rush go to her head. She knew what she was going to do next.
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the faults of noah schnapp
Fanficone day, millie discovers that her best friend noah schnapp is secretly a twink. noah invites his gay friends to help stop her. what will happen? keep reading to find out.