Alexander Hamilton: if you forgot his name immediatly, don't worry, because they sing it every five seconds
Aaron Burr, Sir: a bunch of rhyming. hey, a new character! and Alexander DID YOU FUCKING PUNCH THE BURSUR I FUCKING TOLD YOU-
My Shot: five bois sings about freedom whilst getting drunk
The Story of Tonight: now the bois are even MORE drunk!
The Schuyler Sisters: and Peggy!
Farmer Refuted: if you tell everyone in Manhatten your political views, and Hamilton doesn't agree with them, he WILL engage in a full-on debate with you
You'll Be Back: a lovesick king goes psycho
Right Hand Man: George Washingmachine must fight a war whilst finding a secretary who ultimatly doesn't want to be a secretary
A Winter's Ball: some horny guys who are reliable with the ladies
Helpless: a helpless rich girl who falls in love with a poor soldier at a party and marries him like a month later
Satisfied: rewind with some great choreography. plot twist! sister of rich girl is also in love with poor soldier but gives him up for sister. then is sad rest of musical
The Story of Tonight (Reprise): four drunk bois after wedding. then Burr appears and reveals he's fucking a girl who's married
Wait For It: petty Burr
Stay Alive: don't you dare die. AND STEAL THEIR FUCKING CANNONS!
Ten Duel Commandments: people are petty assholes
Meet Me Inside. damn. George Washingmachines PISSED
That Would Be Enough: Eliza's pregnant
Guns And Ships: LAFAYETTE!
History Has It's Eyes On You: Washingmachine has some thoughful shit to say
Yorktown: the wars won, the battles fought, but there's still a bunch of shit to hear before act two
What Come Next: King George is still lovesick and psycho
Dear Theodosia: Burr and Hamilton have their own brood
Laurens Interlude: RIP Laurens Aaron Burr, Sir - Yorktown gone but never forgotten 😔🙏
Non-stop: every single fucking character/person is singing at the same time
What'd I Miss: Thomas Jefferson missed act one. And why does he look so much like Lafayette?
Cabinet Battle #1: politics. and expect of a lot if it
Take a Break: Hamilton refuses to go on a nice vacation with his family because he cares so much about his work
Say No To This: whoopsie, Hamilton can't keep his pants zipped up! he has an affair but with Peggy in a red dress
The Room Where It Happens: Burr is just super fucking desperate to hang out with his friends
Schuyler Defeated: grandpa lost to Burr and Burr changed political parties
Cabinet Battle #2: who's ready for more politics?
Washinington On Your Side: Madison, Burr, and Jefferson devise a plan because they hate Hamilton
One Last Time: Washingmachine steps down from being president and retires
I Know Him: the King George trilogy is completed
The Adams Administration: John Adams is elected president and we learn he's a fat motherfucker via Hamilton
We Know: Hamilton stupidly reveals his affair to Burr, Madison and Jefferson because they accused him of embezzling government funds
Hurricane: Hamilton reflects on how shitty his life is
The Reynold's Pamphlet: Hamilton stupidly reveals his affair in a 93-ish page pamphlet and completely ruins his career, life, and marriage doing so
Burn: a grieving wife commits arson
Blow Us All Away: Philip Hamilton defends his father ina dusl and gets shot
Stay Alive (Reprise): Philip dies and sadness™ occurs
It's Quiet Uptown: sadness™ pt. 2
The Election of 1800: Jefferson or Burr?
Your Obedient Servant: two pissed and petty men write each other letters and one challenges the other to duel
Best of Wifes And Best of Women: Eliza just wants to sleep
The World Was Wide Enough: sadness™ pt. 3
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: we find out what happened after Hamilton's death. Eliza gets to see her and Hamilton's legacies live on
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