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10:48

Niall: Good morning lads.

Niall: hello?

Liam: hello niall. what's up?

Niall: why are you so dry?

Liam: what do you mean, i just showered?

Niall: '-'

Niall: anyway, good morning.

airy: I was just wondering..

airy: how long will you two stay there?

Niall: I dunno.

Zayn: you're enjoying too much.

Zayn: come on home, we're gonna play Lazer tag.

Niall: what, I wanna come

Liam: wait, what lazer tag?

airy: stfu lima, just go with the flow.

airy: also, why isn't louis responding?

Niall: I'm the only one awake. Louis is sleeping. And the girls are too.

Jade: I'm awake.

Jesy: Me too.

Jesy: And I'm so fucking tired. I couldn't sleep last night.

Jade: I couldn't sleep either.

Niall: why

airy: why?

Jade: your nickname is annoying

airy: that's it?

Jade: no that's not the reason. Just seeing airy is so frustrating

airy: you have ocd?

Jade changed airy's nickname to Harry.

Liam: do you think I'm dry?

Niall: why can't you sleep, jesy??

Jesy: I was anxious

Niall: Oh, why didn't you tell me?

Niall: or us, whatever

Niall: I could have comforted you

Jesy: I was anxious that you boys will break a vase or something.

Liam: Hello?

Jesy: I thought he was gonna do something.

Niall: oh

Zayn: sO are we gonna do Lazer tag?

Liam: ;-;

Liam: why are you guys ignoring me.

Niall: I wanna play lazer tag.

Niall: I'll be back girls

Jesy: aren't you taking louis with you?

Niall: Nah, he's a cheater.

Zayn: bro, then who's gonna be on my team?

Liam: Niall and me, then you and harry.

Zayn: bro you dont choose

Zayn: but yeah, I'm fine with harry.

3:07

Jesy: wiksjnwiwu

Jesy: eiekksuqb

Jade: oj ny GoD Jeskya ur mess

Jesy: hshahhshshah

Niall: what is going on?

Perrie: Help.

Jade: iots og luv lqds!'!!

Perrie: they're drunk haha

Leigh: I'm sober though.

Niall: what

Niall: I should have stayed.

Liam: Who's drunk?

Perrie: your mom🙄

Liam: what? How did she know where you live?

Perrie: do you not understand simple sarcasm

Perrie: haha anyway, can you boys get louis caus he's kinda ruining our plans

Liam: no if he's drunk. It's your responsibility that you have certain beverages in your home.

Leigh: what? We don't have beavers here

Leigh: although I do know that Perrie is in fact an animal person

Perrie: I thought you were sober

Liam: is she not? I mean the spellings and grammar is quite impressive

Perrie: she has autocorrect 

Jesy: aytocorest is chqetin

Jade: why doe mu nqme ssy jqdr

Harry: I'm a gentleman and I volunteer to help.

Jade: oi oi hsrry

Harry: Hi jade

Jade: i noy jsdw

Harry: who??

Jade: oi poi

Jade: yu fvchim idoit

Jade: is mw your king luoie

Perrie: wait what?

Perrie: how did you get in her phone?

Jade: hqhqhahahqhhah

Harry: teach me the ways of sneaking into someone's phone

Harry: also you girls better get that phone.

Jade: hi hahah I took the phone. It's me Perrie

Harry: great.

Liam: so is lou drunk

Perrie: yep he is.

Liam: then where's Jade

Perrie: sleeping.

Perrie: hangover

Perrie: Louis said he used jades fingerprint.

Liam: wow. He's smarter than I thought

Perrie: he's smarter when he's drunk.

Harry: haha and that's true.

Perrie: What do you happen to be doing right now?

Harry: actually, I'm doing laundry.

Perrie: Really?

Perrie: You volunteer or were you assigned or something?

Harry: Volunteered, I mean.. no one else will do it

Harry: gotta go do some laundry.

Perrie: bye

Harry: bye, friend,

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