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Returned

Joaquin: Hey, Manolo!

[Manolo gasps and stops as Joaquin bounds into view]

Joaquin: No retreat.

Manolo: No surrender. [running up to Joaquin and hugs him] The hero of San Angel returns!

Joaquin: Oh, come on. You didn't think I was gonna miss your first little bullfight, did you?

Manolo: (y/n) And Maria's here, too!

Joaquin: [squeals] Have you seen them? I cannot wait to show them these babies.

Manolo: So, they're back only to see you?

Joaquin: Come on. That's not...

Manolo: You have your medals, but I have the bullring. We'll see which they'll prefer.

Joaquin: It's a good thing you're finally taking bullfighting seriously.

Manolo: You should see me in the bullring. That's where I really do my thing now. A true Sanchez man.

Joaquin: Those are some big shadows we live under, buddy?

Manolo: Huge.

[A fanfare is heard and Joaquin is about head out when he stops and looks back at Manolo]

Joaquin: Hey, brother, may the best man win one of the girls.

[He puts his sombrero back on and heads out]

Crowd: Joaquin!

Mary: In honor of the girls return from Europe, the town received a rare visit from its most noble son... who was now a decorated hero.

Old Man: They say Joaquin goes from town to town saving them from bandits!

Joaquin whistles and his horse, Plata, rides by as he grabs onto her. Carlos watches with boredom as Joaquin rides on Plata holding her reins in his mouth. He passes the soldiers, grabs their hats, spits the reins out and jumps into the air. He signs the hats and throws them back to the soldiers, their hats landing on their heads with Joaquin's autograph on their heads with Joaquin's autograph on them. Joaquin lands back on Plata.

Joaquin: Afternoon, my General. That is a mighty moustache you have.

On the stands, a grown up (y/n) and Maria walks along with a grown up Chuy behind them as the townsfolk look at them in shock, awe and bewilderment

(Y/n): As expected everyone in town was curious to see how the young (y/n) and Maria had grown.

Soldier: The jewels of the town has returned.

Nun: And they're going to be helping at the orphanage.

Girl: And I hear they read books, like, for fun.

Girl 2: No way!

Joaquin: Senorita Posada.