You met me under this tree? Kurapika x reader

Mad scientist cutie? 😍😍

Now your the weird stuffed thingy you try to pull a ray and light yourself on fire. But this boy that looks like a mad scientist pissed on it and burned out the fire. "A cutie bear like you shouldn't do that an useless like me should" said the boy. "Y-your not useless your pretty c-cute and look smart said hunter (you). The mad scientist boy ran away and blushed with tomato sauce. He really is smart, Sasuke then came out of the air and rasengan the boy. Yoi got mad and solo sasuke and his universe also the dbz because your that strong 😲. "Wow your so strong my name is nagito" said the boy.  B-BAKA! you said then ran blushing with secret doo doo that fell from the sky weird huh? Nagito bought a plane and asked you to come with him, you said yes and went inside with him. There was some tube that was right at your seat it had a nice smell so you thought it was poop so you opened your mouth then something delicious went done your throat. Nagito's poop?!