Godzilla x Mothra (reboot #1)

The Prank

Rodan's POV

When I heard that Godzilla was going on a date with Mothra, I knew I had to troll him. I flew around Monster Island, and I saw Doragon. I landed to tell him my idea. "Hey Doragon!" I said. "Rodan, I am not gonna lick your butt clean again." Doragon snarled. "Okay, that was out of nowhere, but-" I was cut off. "What do you mean out of nowhere? You've asked me to do that 16 times ever since MOGUERA said you had explosive diarrhea!!" he shouted. After a minute of silence, I told him my plan. "What if, you snuck up behind Godzilla, and licked HIS butt clean?" I asked. "Rodan, I'd do that, but I've got a better idea. How about YOU lick his butt clean, because I actually do something with my life." he said.

I didn't know what just happened, but after a while of bickering, we settled on an agreement. I'd yeet something at Godzilla in the face, and we'd set off running.

2 hours later...

We saw Godzilla and Mothra sitting on a cliff. Godzilla had his arm around Mothra's shoulder, and her head was resting on his shoulder.

Doragon's POV

They looked so cute together, that I forgot that Rodan wanted to prank them. "Doragon, hand me a tree." Rodan said. I looked down at the tree I had, and at the same time noticed yellow grass and yellow leaves falling. I gave the tree to Rodan, and ducked. "Watch and learn." he said before yeeting the tree. This didn't go according to plan, and instead of Godzilla tumbling off the cliff into the sea, the tree impaled Godzilla's shoulder, and missed Mothra's head by a few inches!!

Godzilla's POV

I was enjoying my date with Mothra. It was a peaceful night, and we were loving it. Just then, I felt pain in my shoulder! "Um Godzilla, you have a tree sticking out of your shoulder." Mothra said. She took the tree out, and tossed it. Then, I put my arm back on her shoulder, with her head resting back on my shoulder. Just then, we heard Rodan scream out in pain!

Rodan's POV

THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MOTHRA COULD THROW THAT WELL! MY WING WAS PIERCED BY THE TREE, AND OVER THE PAIN I HEARD DORAGON WHISPER, "You're on your own." Godzilla walked over with fury in his eyes. "Rodan? What on Earth are you doing?!" he asked.

Doragon's POV

I got out of camouflage mode, and began ratting out Rodan. "You see, Rodan wanted to prank you guys for some reason, and I had no part in this." I said before I took off running.

a few days later...

It's been a few days, and Godzilla still wasn't pissed off at me, but Rodan had several dislocated bones, several compound fractures, and he's now breathing through his feet, his brain is where his heart used to be, his heart is wear his brain used to be, and he's now pooping at of his mouth. I decided to tell him to think twice before messing with the King of the Monsters again.