3rd person POV:
Felix awoke with a yawn before he sat up and realised where he was sleeping.
"This is it... this is peak detestation. I'm sleeping On a bench. I CANT believe it has come to this!" He exclaimed way too loudly for 6 in the morning.
"Shut the fuck up you stupid hoe!" Ten yawned from the bench next to him.
Felix smiled to himself mischievously when an idea popped into his head. He waltzed over to Ten who was still trying to rest after a nights long work of carving, timber and impersonating ke$ha.
And pushed him off the bench.
"You are a walking dick you know that" Ten said trying to adjust to him new place on the floor.
"Hehe. It helps me sleep better knowing that" Felix said before walking around to everyone and pushing them off their benches.
"What was the reason?" Haechan questioned
"I already explained it to you" Felix said
"WHAT WAS THE REASON!" Haechan yelled
"I DONT HAVE TK EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU!" Felix yelled back
"WHAT WAS THE REASON BITCH!" Haechan continued
"Why the fuck are you all yelling?" Chan said as he stepped out of the rainbow cabins dorm, he looked well rested...to an extent.
"Oh you are adorable aren't you" Felix said a bit too loudly.
"What?" Chan questioned.
"I said...you are a Dora bowl. Like Dora the explorer" Felix improvised
"Didn't people ship Dora and Diego?" Renjun said being awake now.
"...thats incest" Ten deadpanned
"I'm not saying I ship it" Renjun said with his hands held up
"Well I for one don't judge. Do whatever the fuck YIU wanna do" Felix said
"Why are you guys talking about incest" Seungmin said whose hair was sticking up in every direction possible.
"Maybe someone they know died?" Haechan suggested
"Huh?" Renjun exclaimed
"I think Haechan is talking about incense. You know the things you wave around in the air as it burns to pay respect to the dead" Seungmin exclaimed.
"Well in that case...he's an idiot. I'm gonna go to breakfast now" Renjun said before walking away leaving Haechan offended.
"Oh hey everyone!" Johnny said as energetic as ever
Tens mood immediately did a 180
"Hey there!" Ten replied
"I see you all got the camp monument fixed. Great job by the way" Johnny complimented.
"Yeah I think I got a splinter in my palm though because of the wood" Ten said looking at his palm.
"Wait what. Let me see" Johnny said before snatching Tens hand in his to look for splinters. Onlookers were either concerned or had no remorse.
"Is ten alright?" Chan said to Felix.
"That snake! That deceitful prick!" Felix ranted
"I- Jesus Christ" Chan said
"There's no splinter in Tens hand. I taught him that trick because now Johnny is concerned about him and holding his hand. I was gonna use that trick on yo-oh crap I said too much" Felix said before stopping himself
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Camp Queer | NCT + SKZ | Chanlix + Johnten etc
Teen FictionSending kids to conversion therapy is fucking awful...send them to camp Queer, a gay camp instead where they can embrace their sexuality. A summer of pranks, Love and Fun along with cabin wars. What could go wrong? Aside from the fact that there's...
