my father

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here are some fun facts about my dad because you guys seem to like stories about him and i want to interact with you guys

1. he loves shopping. like you'd think i would go shopping with my mom, but it's always my dad because he has a better fashion sense and lets me wear whatever style of clothing i want

2. he makes fun of me non-stop

3. he likes to make little graphic things. like for christmas my present from him was money to get clothes, but instead of just giving me money he made this little "coupon" with pictures of skirts, flannels and doc martens on it.

4. we are literally the same person and it annoys the hell out of my mom

5. i'm really dumb and uncoordinated and everytime i do something embarrassing while eating he always seems to be looking. he's the only one who ever sees my mess ups and he never lets them go lmao

6. in the fourth grade i was really obsessed with the song "the ballad of love and hate," and he learned it on his guitar so he could sing it with me and even though i don't really sing around people anymore he still plays it by himself all the time

7. we bond by making fun of my mom


that's all i can think of rn but he's pretty funny too

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