Bakugou x black! Fem! reader

Chapter four: annoying

~~3rd person POV~~

It has been about a week since you moved into your shared dorm with bakugo. They have never really talked, besides bakugo yelling at you 'get your shit from his side of the room' or you two arguing about who's gonna be the better hero one day. Overall, you guys don't consider yourselves as "friends". More like, enemies that share a room. At least that's what bakugou says you guys are. 

You, being you though, is always looking for friends, or people to annoy. you're the youngest at home so you can't mess with anyone if you tried. bottom of the food chain. So any opportunity you get to annoy the hell out of bakugou, you take. 

Monday~ 

y/n:"BAKUGOUUUUUUUUU" 

Bakugou: "WHAT DUMBASS?!" 

Y/n: *shakes two cans of dollar-store brand silly string* "hold still bakugou...this wont hurt a bit.." *slowly approaches him*

Bakugou: "DONT SPRAY ME WITH THAT SHIT Y/N" 

Y/n: "AHHHHHHHHHHH-" *runs and attacks bakugou with silly string*

Bakugou: "AHHHHHHHHHH-"

Tuseday~

Bakugou: *goes to my closet to get a shirt*

Y/n: "PERRA SORPESA!!" *slaps bakugou*

Bakugou: *holds cheek that got slapped* "Y/N WHAT THE HELL?!" 

Y/n: *runs out of closet and down the hall to sero's dorm to hide* 

Wednesday~

Bakugou: *playing a video game with his friends* 

Y/n: "heyyyyyyyy bakugouuuuuuuuuu" *sits next to him and looks at the tv*

Bakugou: *in head* 'Deep breaths Katsuki...don't kill her..'

Y/n: "aye is sero on?" 

Bakugou: "yeah..? why dumbass?" 

Y/n: "is it unmuted?"

Bakugou: "mhm." 

y/n: "so they can hear me right now?" 

Bakugou:  "yes. what do you want?"

Y/n: "perfect..." *devilish smirk* 

Y/n: *texts sero* "heh..."

Sero: "be right back guys.."

Sero: *Agressively knocks on bakugou's door* 

Balugou: "what the fuck?" *opens door*

Sero: "Where the fuck is her charger bakugou?" *takes flip-flop off*

Bakugou: " what do yo-" *gets hit in the face with flip-flop* 

Bakugou: "OW- SERO WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR- AHHHH-" 

Sero: *hits bakugou in the head with flip-flop repetitively* 

Thursday~

Bakugou: *on phone on tictok*

Y/n: *takes bakugou's phone*

Bakugou: "HEY GIVE IT BACK!!"

Y/n: "you got any bitches in dis phone you fuckin?"

Bakugou: "what the hell..Y-Y/N GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!!!"

Y/n: "daaaaamnnnnnnnnnn fuckboy over here-"

Bakugou: *snatches phone back*

Y/n: "I was just playin with you bro."

Bakugou: *blushing hella hard*

Friday~

Y/n: "BAKUGOUUUUUUUUU"

Bakugou: "OH MY GODDD WHAT?!?"

Y/n: "Can you drive me somewhere?"

Bakugou: "what the hell? Cant you drive yourself?"

Y/n: "I don't got a car."

Bakugou: "go ask sero or something."

Y/n: " his car always smells like weed and deer ankles with a hint of cat piss."

Bakugou: "I- Deer ankles?"

Y/n: "yeah."

Bakugou: "If i drive you to this place will you stop bothering me?"

Y/n: "...maybe...."

Bakugou: "thats not a no." *grabs keys and walks to his car*

Y/n: " yesssssssssssssss " *follows bakugou to his car*

~~still 3rd person POV~~

After weeks of doing this type of thing, messing with bakugou for no reason, he found it better to just ignore you. or learn to take a joke. Not that he couldn't take a joke already, he was actually a pretty funny person when he wasn't yelling at deku for looking at him. or yelling at denki for stealing his gold armor in Minecraft. Other than that, he's a pretty decent person. other girls might even say sweet. 

~y/n pov~

Next monday~

"Alright class, today we have another new student. yay, another brat to watch." aizawa said tiredly. "class, this is Devon l/n." he says as my older brother walks in. he's only older by a few months. don't ask how. 

"devon, introduce yourself to the class. or don't, I really do not care." He says and gets back in his sleeping bag. 

"is this nigga a moth or sum?" he says and looks at him. "whatever. Wassup yall? my name is devon, I'm 16, and my quirk is called webs. I'm basically miles morales, AKA black spiderman." he explains. 

"who is miles morales?" a girl with brown hair and pink cheeks asks. "nigga- you deaf or sum? I just said who the fuck he was." "EXCUSE ME!! CURSING WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS CLASSROOM! IT IS INAPPROPRIATE TO CURSE ON SCHOOL GROUNDS!"  ida said standing up and doing his arm thing. 

"nigga ya breath hot as shit back the hell up off me man." devon said nudging ida back a little. "like, do you brush yo teeth dowg? this mf needs sum damn Listerine." devon says walking to an empty desk and putting his feet on it. 

"EXCUSE ME! IT IS YOUR FIRST DAY ON THIS CLASS AND YOU ARE ALREADY SCUFFING UP SCHOOL PRO-" "IDA SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bakugou says looking back to look at ida. "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. LIKE, NOBODY CARES. GET OFF THIS MANS ASS."  he says turning back around and pulling out his phone. Ida speed-walked out of the classroom. "pussy ass.." bakugou says under his breath.  

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT TOOK LONG- so what yall think of Devon so far? how tf is he a few months older than us? Dont worry bout it. OK next chapter yall and bakugou might get together. *MIGHT* no spoilers tho. aight byee

-Use__Code__Lazar