I was gonna ask y/n out today. But due to our moth of a teacher, we got out 14 1/2 minutes late. he let us out after a lecture about how we "don't fuck in the janitor's closet". The whole time Kirishima and Denki were blushing hard as hell.
Anyway, I was in the common room when someone walked in and sat on the couch next to me. "aye." they said. I looked up from my phone to see Y/n's brother. "you my sister's roommate, right?" he says as he looks me in my eyes. "whos askin?" "nigga me. i just asked yo ass." he says. "yeah. why?" "because. aye, you tryna ride wit me somewhere?"
He asks standing up. "why? you tryna fuckin kill me or somethin-" "nigga it's a yes or no question. you tryna ride wit me or nah?" "This is Y/n's brother...I can ask how to him ask her out and try to NOT get the fire slapped out my throat." I thought to myself.
"nigga you gon follow me or just stand there looking dumb and making weird-ass faces?" "oh- uh...yeah." I say as I follow him to his car. "aight lil nigga, get in." he says as he presses the unlock button on his keys. "this is your car?" i say looking at it in awe (idfk how to say it-)
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"yessirr. now get your broke ass in. don't touch nothin. I don't need ya fingerprints all over my damn car." he says as he opens his door.
"so where we going?" I ask as he starts his car. "don't worry bout it." he says switching the gear and driving off. "I'm about fuckin die"
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we were on the freeway going somewhere. "so why'd you ask me to go with you?" "because I needed to get into the car pool lane. " he says while lil baby was playing in the background. we got off the freeway and were now driving on the streets "aye can I ask you something?" I ask him while looking out the window. "Damn nigga you ask hella questions." he says going through a green light. "h-how do you ask a girl out?"
"nigga ain't this something you discuss wit yo daddy?" "Answer the question damnit!" "calm down Jamal, don't pull out the nine." he says chuckling to himself. "uh, shiii, just ask her." "wow, thanks intestine." "the fuck was i supposed to say? 'JuSt AsK hEr WiTh CoNfIdEnCe BuDdY! iF sHe SaYs No HiT oN hEr FrIeNdS aNd MaKe HeR jEaLoUs.' like, nigga does this look like a fuckin wattpad story?" he says.
"Ok ok whatever. How do I ask your sister out?" I ask. "be yourself. shell probably say yes. worst thing is you get rejected. " he says eyes focused on the road. For the rest of the car ride I didn't talk. just listened to the RNB music blasting and devon rapping perfectly to each song that came on.
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"aight lil nigga. we here." he says as he parks his car in an empty parking lot and takes the key out. "where are we?" I asked getting out of the car "my homeboy Jhon-Jhon told me to meet him here." "Why?" "we about to help him hide a body." he says coldly. "hold up huh?" I say as I stop walking and look at him. "I'm just playing lil nigga. we about to get something for Y/n's birthday." he says laughing at how I got 'scared'. "when's her birthday?" "shiii, on like, her birthday." "well, that was helpful."
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about 15 minutes of conversation, Devons 'homeboy' pulls up in his car. "damn nigga. yo broke ass always late bro." devon says walking up to him. "whatever man. you got the money?" "yeah nigga I got the money." "aight its in my car. hol up." he says and goes back to his car and pulls out a dog carrier.
"this the right one?" "yes, nigga. give me my damn money man." "aight damn." Devon says and reaches in his wallet and pulls out $4,500 and gives it to him. "aight, tell y/n i said happy birthday." he says and walks back to his car. "aye lil nigga." "huh?" "hold this." he says as he hands me the carrier. "take em outta that thing. put em in the back seat." he says walking back to his car with me following. I take him out of the carrier and put him in the car.
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(this is what he looks like)
"is he supposed to be this short?" I ask. "yes nigga. get in this motha fuckin car dude." he answered. "are you even old enough to buy a dog?" "probably not." he says driving back onto the freeway.
"aye," devon says catching my attention. "my sister really likes yo lame ass. this dog is from you, got it?" he says looking at me. "s-she likes me?" "yeah. she talks about you all the time dowg. " he says. "her birthday is on the 28th. but, give her the dog today. because I don't feel like taking care of it and it gets attached to me n shit. " "ok...WAIT THAT'S IN THREE DAYS-"
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~Y/n's pov~
after aizawa released us, I went to my dorm because I assumed that's where bakugou was and I wanted to annoy the hell outta him. but when I got there, he...wasn't there. "what? he always comes here after classes" i thought. I decided to go to the common room to see if he was there "nope...now that i think about it, wheres Devon?" i thought. "I should call him." i took out my phone and pressed on his contact. as it rang i started walking back to our dorm. After a few rings, he answered. (regular = you bold = bakugou) "What dumbass?" "well damn. what happened to 'hello's?" "what do you want?" "where are you?" "somewhere." "well that's helpful. do you know where my brother is? wait- is that lil baby ?" "uhhh...yeah." "when are you coming back?" "were on our way back." "ok. bye" i hung up. "that conversation was dry as a bitch-" i thought and laid on my bed.
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"hey, dumbass." i heard someone, well, bakugou say as he poked my cheek. "are you sleep?" "no, I'm practicing for my funeral. the fuck kinda question was that?" i say and sit up. "why you wakin me up?"
"w-well i wanted to ask you s-something..." he says and looks down. "what?" "w-would you want to go o-on a d-date with me?" "Did i hear that right?" i took some time to process "uh sure!" i say nervously. can you blame me though? my crush just asked me on a date! "oh uh i got you something." he says and walks out of the room and comes back with a...dog carrier? "here." he hands it to me.....
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK- OKKKKKKKKKKKK WE DONE. THAT TOOK ALL FUCCIN DAY. uhm yeah. what do yall think you should name the dog? here are some options
