Yell at someone to leave, and if they ask you why ,yell 'on Wednesdays, we wear pink!' Then jump up and down and throw a tantrum because their clothes didn't magically turn pink.
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Captain Piers Morgan's Guide to Air Hosting
HumorA list of things you should (or shouldn't) do, should you become an air hostess or a passenger at any point of your life- all combined by the great Captain Piers Morgan himself! ◇ Read at thy own risk ◇
