Slap someone, and when they glare at you sing 'It Wasn't Me' by shaggy whilst casually walking away.
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Captain Piers Morgan's Guide to Air Hosting
HumorA list of things you should (or shouldn't) do, should you become an air hostess or a passenger at any point of your life- all combined by the great Captain Piers Morgan himself! ◇ Read at thy own risk ◇
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Slap someone, and when they glare at you sing 'It Wasn't Me' by shaggy whilst casually walking away.
