Go up to a passenger with an empty seat next to him, point to the seat and say,'Y'know, that's exactly where Annie sat when she died.'
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Captain Piers Morgan's Guide to Air Hosting
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Go up to a passenger with an empty seat next to him, point to the seat and say,'Y'know, that's exactly where Annie sat when she died.'