Girl 101

Lesson 1- Calling A Girl Fat

        Author's Note-

        Hey! Sorry for the new story! Kinda want to take a small break from my main stories by making a story where I can rant, educate, complain, and just enjoy myself. I'll update this when I feel like (I totally don't already do that with my other stories). This has no plot, so yeah... ENJOY!!!

        Examples-

        "Hey Tracie! Looks like you've gained a few pounds. If you keep eating like that, you're gonna get fat!"

       "Victoria! That shirt makes you look fat!"

        "Oh, look at how fat that chick is!" 

        Information From A Confusing Girl's Brain-

        All of us have heard it. All of us have reacted. Us girls are constantly picking at our stomachs, wondering how those extra pounds got there. We constantly are trying to decide which shirt makes us look skinnier. Our bodies are constantly making us depressed.

        My friend called herself fat recently, and she's as skinny as a toothpick. When she said that, it made me sad because I'm obviously larger than her. A guy I know said that I was fat, and I went two days without eating. Anything. Girls are sensitive, even if they don't seem like it. They can pass off a rude comment like it was nothing, but on the inside, that one comment circles around in their head for hours, days, weeks, months, even years. Chicks try to make there friends feel better by saying how much more fat they are. I constantly tell my friends, "Look at me. You're not fat. You ain't got this flab, so don't worry 'bout that one extra pound."

        When a girl calls a girl fat, it's not that big of a deal. Well, it is, but it's nothing compared to this. Imagine, you're sitting in class, feeling sadder than usual, maybe because you just feel gross that day. Your crush is in that room, not too far away, 3 seats to the side. You start conversing with the dude next to him, when all the sudden the guy you're talking to talks about how you're over weight. Your crush laughs at this and you're mortified. You're probably planning on skipping school tomorrow, hoping your crush forgets about that comment.

        That constantly happens to chicks. Maybe not like that, but you get the jist.

        Top Five Things To Expect After Calling A Girl Fat-

        1. Get a slap across the chick (Some girls go to violence when angered or saddened.)

        2. See a girl tear up (Girls can be really emotional, and may not be able to control the river of tears from breaking through the dam)

        3. A group of girls to team up on you (Girls often have a posse. Even if a girl doesn't seem to have many friends, most chicks will stand up to a guy that called her fat.)

        4. Getting reported (Whether at school, or work, a girl will probably report you to a boss, principle, teacher, or even your mother, if she knows her.)

        5. Not being able to get a girlfriend. (Girls are good at communicating. After you call a girl fat once, you're lucky if most girls you know haven't heard that you verbally abuse nice women.)

       Review-

        Never call a girl fat. You can destroy her inside and out. Calling a girl fat is the equivalent to punching a baby. Just don't do it unless you plan to be hated and murdered.