Mira yawns
Ria is scrolling through instagram
Ria: Wanna start the updates?
Mira: Uh, heck yeah!
Ria: K
Mira: Wait, we have to wake 'you know who' up first
Ria: Voldemort? {*confusion*}
Ria: Mira, my bestie, you know harry potter isn't actually real.
Mira: Really? That's news to me.
Ria: Ohmygod, I should have chosen a co-author with some common sense
Mira: Idiot, it's called sarcasm.
Mira: Besides I can't call person-who-does-not-want-to-be-named by their name, can I?
{ I've been here for the past seven minutes, how are they this stupid? }
Ria: I am not stupid!
Mira: I beg to disagree
{ CAN WE START? ITS THE CRACK ASS OF DAWN }
Ria begins her process of the summoning the players
Mira lights a fire and Ria starts throwing pieces of paper into it
Virat: We're still in this old group chat...
Ria: can you shut up? I'm trying to be-
Mira: -A drama queen
Ria: really?
Mira: Truth Hurts.
Ria: So does a punch
Mira: sheesh, violet much?
Rohit: Their worse than us, Virat.
Ria: We also love each other more than you two.
Mira: agreed, bestie.
Shubman: The mood changed within seconds-
Mira: It's called bipolar,
Shubman: Did you just call yourself bipolar?
Mira: Did I say I was bipolar?
Shubman: Well, no-
Mira: Then you have answered your own question.
Ashwin: This is amusing
{ Hardik Is Typing }
DK: It means it's entertaining, Hardik.
{ Hardik has stopped typing }
Ria: Wait! The best part of all of this was the names
Mira: How is someone's name entertaining?
(Mira imagining Ria saying 'Virat' then bursting out laughing. Ria smacking her and whispering, 'I'm not pschyo'.)
Ria: I meant like contact nicknames, like you have Dominic's contact name as Dominoes' {HORRIBLE} Pizza
Mira: Kool, kool.
Ria: *cool
Mira: I can spell whatever word I want the way I want, so hush.
Ria: Salty
Virat: No Nicknames, it took us forever to figure who's who.
Ria: so dearest readers, DM me a nickname you want for a specific cricket player, or if you want to keep a few nicknames that were created in the last book! But for now, let's continue with this.
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