One day
TING TONG BICTH SOMEONES AT YOUR DOOR
you get suspicous as no one rings the doorbell these days. You wak up to the door and you find a short shrek staring up at you.
shrk apologising fro sexing fiona and says it was a misunderstanding and that fiona had gone cray cray and had konked him unconciosuks.
"babe do yuo want to sex", shrek syas as he strips down and removes his underwer.
"daddy pls marry me", you say as you kiss him.
"i will mary you but only if you sexef me".
"i will sex you rn husband", you say.
He puts his huge pickle in your mouth and cums in you.
This brings you memories which pleases you a lot.
You bring out your dioldo and insert it in daddy, which pleases him a lot.
you sit on his face and put all the cum into him which he has been dying to eat.
He binds some cuffs on you and pins you to the bed
"babe i want a kid", your lover says into your ear.
you are mesmerised by his sexyness and whimper, and he takes it as a yes.
he goes back and front in you, and his huge deek gives you very much happyness.
"y-yes daddy cUM IN ME I DONT CARE I NEED TO HAVE YOUR BABYES Y-YES A-AHH I LOVE OYU VERY MUCH DADDY ! W-WAIT I NEED TO CUM OUT DRINK MY CUM DADDY"
"you will bear my child i lvoe you y/n i will store your cum in my special bottle which has the ability to not remove the taste of cum and keeps it very fresh", shrek said.
He takes out a flask and you cum into it
you and your husbando have sex every night until the time you got positive on your prenancy test and shrek kisses you passionately.
after nine months
donkey performs the surgery and says you had fucking triplets coz of sexing every night.
you are happy
shrek is happy
you both make 12 chilren
chirlden sex each other adn they make triplets so you and shrek are now proud gradnparents of how many ever fucking grandchilren there were.
sweet home alabama plays in the background
everyone lives happily ever after.
plot twitst: shrek has a younger brother who is actually willy wonka and you were probably so fucking blind that you didnt even realise that your mfing bf already died(lmao talk about how you left food @his place) as fiona killed him and willy wonka had gotten a sweet and heartfelt letter from shrek that he had to impersinate as shrek
ok thats it yeah. its 2:45am what the fuck am i doing with my life pls
note willy actually has a 3 foot dick
ok final byebye mwah enjoy life
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Shrek X Reader fic
FantasyThe title tells it all losers im just 60 years old sugar daddy and my husband cosplayed as shrek at the time the shrek movei was released so this goes to my husbando mwah mhwa he lef his wifey bek then bcoz wifey was trasnphobic so he propsed me an...
