That Vegan Teacher x Gordon Ramsey x Queen Elizabeth ( UPDATE SOON )

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I recently found out Gordon is actually Scottish not British- uhhh BUT pretend he is very British in this fic, so it makes sense okay, thank you!

Also this chapter is going to be shorter than the usual 1K words, sorry abt that, but I also need to read fics not just write them, yes I am obsessed.

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"Wow that was so lovely!" That Vegan teacher said while feeding vegan food to a stray dog, they both giggled while watching the dog vomit and just go through such a horrible time of its life.

"Miss Elizabeth, wife, royalty, madam, the love of my life, may we please go home, we have been torturing animals for hours!" Philip said with a will drowsy voice, he was tired, he has been tagging along the Queen and the Teachers date, and just wants to go home.

"A FUCK YOU TWAT!" The Queen said while obliterating his fingers

"AAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH!" Philip yelped, holding his fingers up in pain, the Queen will never hesitate to use physical violence, he was crying a lot and everybody felt bad for him, but everybody was too British to help.

Luckily a filthy gross fucking disgusting american made the fucking prince shut the fuck up by putting his hand over his mouth, and suffocating him till he stopped. The Queen thanked the filthy american and proceeded on with her date with the teacher, leaving philip in the ground.

The Teacher and the Queen where at a animal shelter tormenting the animals, they had so much in common, but they decided to head home, holding hands, they arrived at the palace, what they didn't know is that Gordon was following them.

Gordon POV:

He felt jealous despite 'not crushing' the queen or the teacher. He woke Philip up from the ground, Philip stood, crying in old and British but not immortal.

"Gordon!-" Philip looked into Gordons beautiful eyes, his gold locks, and his nose "-You saved me!"

He pulled gordon to a hug, "I thought I was dead, thank you for waking me up" he pressed his body onto Gordons, he felt as if he was clinging onto the thing that will keep him alive forever, Gordon honestly couldnt give two shits on what was happening, he just woke up Philip, atleast he thought he couldnt take advantage of the fact that he is meeting Philip that easy to manipulate sentimental freak.

The reason why Gordon dated the Queen before was of course because he loved her, but now, its to take over Britain. And suddenly a light bulb just lit up, can he manipulate the king to get to the queen, and become britains ruler, possibly even becoming immortal like the queen if he gets the british souls under his control like the queen did.

Gordon gave Philip his number and went with his day, hopefully the Queen and Vegan Teacher wont do so much progress

Queen and Vegan Teacher POV:

"That was a wonderful day wasn't it" The Queen said while looking at the vegan Teachers horrible disgusting small horrifying eyes.

"Yes it was, you know what is even more wonderful?" That Vegan teacher looked into the Queens eyes as she put her arms around the Queens waists.

"What?" The Queen asked

"Your lips" The teacher said with a smirk

Closing the space between their lips the queen kissed the teacher, what a odd couple, but one filled with love and old woman power.

Philip POV for only a very little bit:

Philip walked in, and saw both old woman kiss, He ran away crying, he just felt like absolute shit, he ran to the basement and called up Gordon