Quick A/N: Updated on Friday the 13th, because fuck the day after (: // maybe i'll ask my dad to buy me a chocolate._. Nah Jk. Send me a virtual chocolate pls hehe ((:
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"Harry. What are you doing in my room?" I asked while rubbing my eyes, what time is it?
7.46 am, oh
"I need to.. um, i don't know? What the hell, Last second I remember why I have to go to here then when I'm in here I completely forgot" He said (?)
"Like a moron as always" I said rolling my eyes.
Bruh
"If you have nothing to do in here then I suggest get the fuck out of my room" I said sounding demanding but come out more sleepy
"Sleepy fags..." He murmured
"Amnesians..." I replied harshly
"Bloody bastard!"
"Chicken prick!" I replied louder
"Typical blondes!!!"
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"What the fuck Harry? I'm not even sure if that was an insult but sounding more like.. compliment"
"Well I don't know it just, when I looked at your hair, I liked, I saw that hair like everyday while i'm walking" He said not really knowing the answer
"Well, no need to be a bluffer. I know those eyes are rare, Har" I said rolling my eyes
"I know, it's cute right" He said winking to me
"Woah woah, stop right there dude, don't act gay-ish"
"Why the fuck are you so racist to gayism?" He asked
What. That's not even a word, moron
"If you were born to be attracted to the same gender as you, that shouldn't be matter..." He continued talking, I keep silenting.
Well, not because I don't know how to reply.
But oh well, I rather avoid this stupidity discussion.
"We are one, united, Gay still human you know. Do you know there's a law called 'Gay Lussac's Law' ? We learned that in grade eight.. well, because I still can't remembering the Newton's Law of Resistance haha and also that one.. the Newton Corpuscular Theory of Light. I only can remember the Newton Third Law HAHA because the key word is Action-Reaction that's so damn eas--
"Harry, stop. Fucking stop it. My head hurts, oh lord it's going to explode because of your astuteness. Geez"
What is wrong with him? First, he's talking about gay is also human, then about Gay Lussac's Law. Then the last one, about one of the Newton's Law. This kid brain-_-
"Harry, first of all. Gay is a human it's totally true. What do you think they are an aliens? Fucking no!
Then about the one of the Newton's Law. God damn it. Remember the first time we met? We met at age eighteen. We're not in the same freaking school when you and I on the grade eight!
Then, It's totally obvious dumbass, you're from England. Me? Ireland, different country, land, and the language you moron.
Oh and the last one, me, when I'm on the grade eight, I never heard any of Newton Corpuscular Theory of Light neither Law about the Resistance ones. I only learned about Newton's first, second, and third law. That's all" I finished
A/N: Honestly, if those Laws kinda offended to you (I mean different school in different country, so different culturals & lessons, right?) Ignore it. Thanks not to making any of that into a huge problem
"Okay?" He said, or asked
"Okay." I replied kinda don't know what to reply
"Oh wow, we're having a TFIOS moment, haha"
I could careless Har, 'bodo amat'
"OH MY GOD!" He screams, sounding like a girl scream, lol
"What?"
"I JUST REALISED WHY I CAME HERE!"
"TO WHAT?!"
"TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR PHONE"
Woah, wtf.
"HOW COME MY PHONE IS ON YOU?"
"I USED IT LAST NIGHT TO CALL MY PHONE BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE IS THE LAST TIME I PUT MY PHONE"
That's the reason. The fucking reason. Ahh
"Then, you found your phone?" I said nicely (adj. rudely, sarcastically)
"Yeah it was on my jeans the whole time lol so here's your phone bye!" He said. He didn't looked bad, that bitch care bout nothin, god damn it. Bless him
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Carol: Ni, I can't go out today, I have to babysit my brother. Do you mind if we going out another time? (:x
Niall: Sure that's fine, besides I just got into a pretty huge bizzare argument with my friend lol so I need a rest (:
Carol: Okay thanks for understanding (: beside what argument?
Niall: This weird argument about he's insulting me by saying 'Typical Blonde' & ended up by Newton's Third Law. Don't judge me
Niall: I mean, my friend*
Carol: lol, you're friend seems like a funny guy haha x
"Argh, not this again! Why would she says Harry is funny? She's not even have met him yet!" I keep screaming, saying, and other things to myself.
Because that's what I do when I'm stressed out, I talked to myself. Later after that, trust me, you will feel a lot better. Because all you need is a self-satisfy-by-illed-temperament.
Carol: But I bet, you're funnier than Him! xx
Yes you better bet
Niall: No need to caps locked the H. What is he? A lord / god? A misty eye of the mountain below?
Carol: auto-correct haha. And you just quoted Ed lyrics!
Niall: No that's Lady Gaga lyrics...
Carol: you kidding me...
Niall: Of course it's freaking Ed-_-
Carol: Ok, ok. Calm your tits (i know you dont have one xD)
Niall: Hey! Take that back! I have a tits. It's called man-tits.
Carol: This conversation going nowhere
I replied instantly, She just realised that lol
Niall: You don't say babe..
Oops.
To Be Continued »»»
A/N: I put too much bold words, text words, and author's note words. I'm sorry? Also I'm sorry if Foodie seven is not a chapter as you expected (:
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