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"Niall! Did you eat all the foods in our fridge?! Again!" Harry out of nowhere yelled at me like I was some freaking gorilla who don't know how to control its appetite.

Well, I don't, actually. He's right

"No I don't! Don't blame me geez" I lied smoothly. I mean, come on, Haz. You know me. And i'm pretty sure he knows that i'm lying with that i-know-you-and-your-bullshit kind of look. He's scary, I admit it

"You know what? I'm sick of this!" He said dramatically while running his hand through his curly hair. Now look who's the gorilla now.

"Sick of what?" I asked not knowing anything while opening a pack of gum and hid the rest of it. Knowing them, they all probably will take it without me knowing. Yeah whatever

"You. Eating our foods" he said face-palming, literally. Damn it, Harry!

"You know i've got a lot of eating hormones" I said as innocent as I can. Knowing him, he knows for the fact that I am as 'normal' as them but well, with a 'little' appetite of course

"Yeah sure you do" he mumbled under his breath.

And then for like five minutes later, he become silent. Oh no, this is actually the bad sign. I've to do something so he woulnd't be mad at me. Because... If he's mad, I got no food to eat.

"You know what, fine! I'll buy you guys another food" I said while grabbing a sweater, putting it over my body and then grab my wallet

"be right back" I continued while still chewing the gum

It's not that far, actually. The Wal-Mart only a few blocks from here. Why should I buy in there? Raw foods? Junk foods? Vegetables? Or maybe a lot of fruits? Maybe I should buy all of them. I'm sure he'll satisfied

°°°

After I buy all of those foods which cost not so lot of money my stomach began to growl (again)

"Not again" I said while walking fast

Oh look there's a nandos over there! My inner said. Well... Maybe I should buy some foods in there. Yeah, some

So I went to the Nandos, and ah.. the line is too long, there's a bunch of people in the line!

Probably I'm going to die of starving my inner growls

It's okay, I just have to wait for a few minutes. and then those people will magically disappear, you can do it Horan! I mentally encourage myself

< the next few second >

"Gahhh! I can't wait any longer!" I secretly mumbled. Maybe I should just turn back and ask Harry to cook something, perhaps chicken. Yeah totally.

"I'm sure he'll cook those coc-- oh shit" I groaned, feeling  cold liquid running through my chest, it's an ice cream... chocolate to be exact

"Oh my god, I am so sorry! I didn't thought you will turn your back! Gosh I am totally sorry!" said the girl very fast. The only thing I noticed about her was her height because she's so short. And also she's looking down

This girl is probably beyond gorgeous... Hell what was I thinking?

"No, no, no. It's alright, I'm alright" I said to her calmly (secretly quoting Lady Gaga), I mean that's totally fine, there's an ice cream in my chest

I could totally lick my own abs

Woah what the fu--

"Really?" She said finally looking up

Woah, she's really pretty, like seriously.(y'all perfect and you know it, ok whaaat)

"Yeah, absolutely" I replied smiling

"Okay, uh maybe somehow I can repay you?" She asked nervously, which make me chuckled

"By what?" I asked teasing her a little

"Maybe buying you some food?" She continued while showing blush on her both cheek

"You know, you can't buy a food for someone you barely know" I said smirking but secretly smiling

Haha, I gotcha!

She stay silent for a minute and then she smiled brightly, it's like there's an idea just popped into her mind

"Well I actually can, because I've got this things, it's called money, not a lot but yeah... And I can buy you some food because I kinda spilled my ice cream into your sweater" she said smirking while I know she's secretly smiling inside

Damn, girl

"You know what? Yes i'll let you buy me some food" I said finally giving in already.. hehe

"Okay then it settled, in this restaurant, tomorrow at 10 am, see you later and i'm sorry for ruining your sweater once again!" She said heading towards the exit door (front door)

Wow.

Oh my Leprechaun, i forgot to ask her name!
And her number!

"Ugh" I groaned, while scratching my hair

"Huh, take a deep breath, Horan. Take a deep breath" I said to myself and then smiled

I also taste the spilled ice cream in my sweater

Chocolate with cookie chips ice cream

"Mmh, this is so tasty" I moaned and going back to the exit door

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Ugh, I groaned again and again. This is slowly killing my legs, walking slowly killing my legs! Good things, I finally got home, yeah home sweet home

Maybe i'll think of her in my room. Haha not a chance

"Where have you been?" Said someone while I open the door, Liam

"Well, Wal-Mart duh" I said as a matter of fact while throw the bags to the floor

"What did you buy?" Asked him again, he's starting to annoy me, ugh

"Why don't you check it? I am tired" I told him half the truth. Well, I am tired but not really

"Really? You're tired? Your face doesn't seem so" he said shrugging off his back, smirking.

"What makes you said--" I stopped, I really don't want to talk with him right now and also play his game "never mind" I mumbled

"I am going to my room, okay" I yelled while running to the upstairs "And tell Harry to cook me something! Chicken would be good!" I yelled from upstairs

"Yeah sure" Liam replied

"And you have to explain me the whole thing" yelled someone, I think it's Louis

"What thing?!" I yelled in front of my room, ready to get in

"You met a girl!" Louis yelled, wait how the fu--

"Your cheeks kinda red the whole time! And then there's some chocolate ice cream in your clothes, there must be a girl HAHAHA" yelled Louis also laughing mocking me

That prick

"Niall, got a girlfriend!~" Sing Zayn along, geez

"Shut up!" I yelled closing the door. Pretty sure everyone can hear my voice

To Be Continued »»»

A/N:

This.Is.What.Happened.When.Im.Bored

Aye, English is not my first language so ignore the error lol

By the way, you want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's kinda cheesy ;)

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