Orphans are the best kind of children to eat, chock full of trauma.
Ronald smiled, inspecting his newest batch of children, his favorite snack. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he thought, thinking of the delicious "chicken" nuggets the basement monkeys would be made into. Ronald was so impatient that he grabbed one of the children by the arm and bit a chunk of its hand off.
~who's been messing up everything?~ it's been Agatha aaaall aloong
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Ronald McDonald Loves Little Children
HumorYes I wrote this for a grade. Yes I go to Catholic school. Yes I got an A. this is probably meant to offend people idec at this point