Protecting Luffy

Chapter 1 - Getting your ass to school

A/N Mature language, but I'm pretty sure if you read wattpads thats the least of your worries

As any good story starts, we arrive in the ASL household, home to three brothers and a rather suspicious Emo Dragon.

Sabo and Ace were sitting at the breakfast table, eating one very poorly made pile of pancakes. One thing was notable, Luffy hadn't come out of his room yet.

"Maybe its just better if he doesn't go to school" Sabo commented as he looked at the clock on the wall

"Its not like he'd learn anything" Ace added, about to fall asleep on his food

"Now now you two, if Luffy didnt go to school it wouldnt be convenient for the plot" Dragon lectured the two, going through some packages on the table.

The two nodded, that was the perfect reason to make a kid who cant do math go to school.

Now, lets turn our attention to our favorite number one most wanted man in the world. It would be a crime not to make him do crime, so now he's going to be our lovable illegal dad.

"Cant you like, sell your drugs AWAY from the house?" Ace yelled at Dragon.

"Ace! Understand the craft! This is top tier business" Sabo argued to Ace, who wasn't having it

"Its not business, its making crack in the basement"

"What about that isnt business?"

"I think you guys should go wake up Luffy before we spend half of the chapter here" Dragon changed the topic, sticking his nose into a newspaper

Ace got up, knowing what he had to do. He picked up the plate of pancakes, slowly making his way to Luffys room. Sabo followed closely behind.

Ace opened the door slowly setting the plate down. The two backed away, closing the door. They waited for Luffy to make his move.

There was a loud thud in front of the door, and a few moments later, Luffy stepped out with an empty plate.

"Hey Ace, Sabo!"

"Get dressed we're going to be stereotypically late for the first day of school."

"But its not the first day of scho-"

Ace pointed at Luffy's forehead, then flicked him back inside his room, closing the door.

A bit later (Reminder, I cant count), Luffy walked out into the kitchen, completing our favorite three brothers

"Now kids, I cant drive you to school because I'm not legally allowed in school zones after what happened last summer, So I'll give you guys the keys." Dragon tossed the keys to Ace, going back to his very oh so not illegal activity.

The three piled into the car, running red lights because god is dead and they killed him

"Now, Luffy. Make sure you dont make friends with any weirdos because we dont want to have two wanted people at our house" Ace joked, pulling up to the school

"You cant tell me what to do! Your not my mom!"

Thats right! Now, who is Luffy's mom. One would seek out the most probable answer. That it was someone in the revolutionary army.
But, if you look over to the other side of the parking lot, you can see a wild Sir Crocodile making his way to the front of the school. A student! Woah! WRONG. This is our beloved geography teacher. The one everyone hates with a burning passion of a thousand suns. By everyone, I mean a certain princess.

To clear things up, no this is not the first day of school. You could even go as far to assume that this was around a month into the school year. Meaning, there is no excuse for Zoro not being able to find his classes. Speaking of witch, there he is! Does he know hes walking over to the track field and not the school building? Guess we'd better go stop him from missing another day.