Mystery Inc and KISS Adventures (Spin Off Series)

Dance of the Undead

"Sup! Krissy Kristy here with your music news report! HOLLAH! I'm standing on the very spot where one hit wonders Rude boy and the Ska-Tasitcs totally ate it thirty years ago in a knarly plane crash! See that's them like before they were dead! And this oldy oldster is Ian Hope! Mr. Hope, you were the Ska-Tastics manager. Tell us what went down on that tragic night." said the reporter who was possibly a teenager holding a microphone LITERALLY in the man's face. "I remember it like it was thirty years ago. It was voodoo. Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics were cursed. Cursed to plummet to their doom on that fateful night that Ska died!" said Mr. Hope as cracking could be heard coming from below the ground and Krissy let let out a loud scream as a pair of glowing hands wrapped around her ankles and two other pairs of hands grabbed Ian. Then, a ghostly, zombified face appeared in front of the camera and shoved its hand on the lens making the screen cut out. 

"Like does every bit of scary news have to be followed by a 'let's go investigate'?!" asked Shaggy as the gang looked around a music store. "YES!" said everyone in union. "Welcome to Groves from the Grave! I'm Martha Quinn, owner and proprietor. Can I interest any of you in a third generation Bootley of Scritti Poltti's forgotten Christmas tour?" she asked holding up the record. "Uh....I think we'll pass." said Catman. "It was recorded in Esporanto." said Martha. "We were wondering if you could help us." said Velma walking up to the desk. "Have you ever heard of Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics by any chance?" asked Spaceman. "Heard of them?  You're kidding me. I have every record they ever released right here in the store! Of course they only ever released one. They're biggest and only hit; Graveyard Ska-Inc!" said Marta grabbing the record and placing it in the record player before turning it on. "Jinkies, that IS catchy." said Velma tapping her foot and snapping her fingers to the music. "Speak for yourself." said Demon covering his ears along with the rest of KISS. "No kidding. We don't do no music but rock n roll!" agreed Catman. "Hang on, I've prepared a slide show on every musical group from the last sixty years." said Martha turning on a projector. "This might take a while!" whispered Starchild. "It wouldn't be so bad if that garbage wasn't playing!" whispered Demon as the rest of the band nodded in agreement. "Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics. Poor Rude Boy could never quite ride the fame train the way he wanted. So it's said he turned to voodoo magic to further his career. He cast love spells on the audience, he cursed other bands, once, he even cast an enchantment of never ended pain on a Synthesizer. Real crazy stuff. Rude Boy always said he would come back from the grave. And now it looks like he has." said Martha. "Zoinks!" cried Shaggy. "Doesn't anybody ever stay dead around here!?" asked Scooby.             

(I didn't want to type out the lyrics for the woman singing so here's the video instead)

The singer let out a loud scream as undead hands shot out from under the stage and grabbed her by her ankles causing her to fall before she was dragged inside the hole still screaming the entire time as the three people ran over to see if they could help. Once they got close enough, the quickly ran anyway again as an explosion occurred and four zombies their. "One two three four! DANCE! HAHAHA! DANCE! MWHAHAHA!" laughed the head ghost as a green mist surrounded everyone inside. As the mist hit everyone, their eyes turned white and they all began dancing in sync as though they were zombies themselves before the ghost band vanished in a cloud of smoke. "Free! Nobody move a muscle!" yelled Sheriff Stone busting open the door and ran in with two other officers. "I said FREEZE! Oh come on people!"

"I haven't seen this many ambulances since that time Scooby thought he had the mange." said Fred. "Hm?" said Scooby as a thought bubble appeared above his head. 

"Stay with us, Scoob! Like don't go into the light!" cried Shaggy kneeling beside Scooby's hospital bed. "Raggy, is that you? I'm so cold. I'm so-Ah, that's better!" said Scooby sitting up with a smile after burping loudly.