Summary: just a bunch of short little inside jokes with krbk
Notes : a shitpost while I finish up my other stuff Im writing, not gonna say too much but Spider-Man!baku is very fun to write 👀👀
Anyways very short sorry for that lol
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Kirishima and bakugou have always had inside jokes.
Even before they started dating they had jokes that could make the other start crying from laughing so hard.
For example one time when kirishima was having a particularly hard time eating the spicy ramen at a restaurant he and bakugou were at, it was so spicy infact that kirishimas brain malfunctioned and he called bakugou 'kabugou' for the rest of the dinner, correcting himself every time. For a while kirishima still slipped up and called bakugou 'kabugou' from time to time. Even writing 'Kabugou, kirishima' on the name line for a group project onetime.
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Another time was more recent, after they started dating. They were in Bakugous dorm room, bakugou was sitting on the bed reading a book with his back against the headboard, and eijirou laid his head in katsuki lap looking out the window. Kirishima saw a small bird family flying around and mumbled to himself "aw an itty bitty bird..".
Bakugou chuckled at him and said "yes eijirou an itty bitty bird." They laughed and kirishima playfully hit his boyfriend.
So now, sometimes when they cuddle up to sleep at night, kirishima will snuggle into katsuki a warmth and feel warm callused hands wrap around him. Kirishima loves moments like this, he loves all the moonlit memories with katsuki, he loves it when they went hiking then looked ya the stars together, it was so easy for them to get along and just be themselves around each other, they really are just so good together that sometimes it makes eijirou so happy he wants to cr-
"Aww look an itty bitty eijirou." Bakugou said cutting eijirou a thought process off, eijirou rolled his eyes and chucked at the joke his boyfriend made. Still loving the blond even though he was a complete dork.
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Kirishima and bakugou were day on the common room playing video games, they were in Minecraft and they were seeing who could get magma cream the fastest. Eijirou hadn't played for awhile so when a phantom swooped down and hit him he gasped and asked what it was. "Dude thats a phantom, they spawn when you haven't slept for a while and they burn in the day." Kaminari explained from a couch where he was currently watching a sleeping Sero get his hair braided by Mina and Hagekure.
Kirishima gasped and whispered to himself "oh my god Minecraft is freaky now." It was loud enough for bakugou to hear but quite enough for nobody else to. After realizing what the redhead said both boys erupted into laughter as they paused their games and laughed for a moment.
Only for not fifteen minutes for another joke to form when bakugou was trying to go to the heather but couldn't get through a door due to kirishimas dogs (he named them riot and king) to get in the way. Sense he was so ready to go to the nether he already had his hot bar organized and a sword in his hand.
"Move your dogs before I punch them shitty hair."
"Don't punch my dogs with a sword dude."
They had to pause their game a lot of times that night.
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It was the last year at UA and bakugou had made the executive decision to get an undercut before the year ended. He made an appointment in October after months of doubt and looking in the mirror pulling at his hair. He told his boyfriend about his and eijirou just gasped and looked at the date.
"You're getting it cut on the 15th?" He said a little bit excited.
"Yeah?"
"Oh my god at it birthday party your hairs gonna be gone." Kirishima said wide eyed. They both looked at each other and the same exact image of bakugou having a shiny bald head crossed their minds and they exploded into laughter.
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"How do you do it ei..?" Katsuki said in tears while grabbing his boyfriends shirt after another nightmare.
"What do you mean Katsu?"
"How are you so fucking nice all the time.." he tightened his grip on the redhead. "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit!?"
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Bakugou was walking down the hall before school, he knocked on his boyfriends door and then opened it knowing he kept it unlocked most days, eijirou was still asleep, and as much as bakugou wants to go up and pepper kisses all over his boyfriends face to slowly wake him up..
They had school in ten minutes and that wouldn't do.
So he banged on the wall as hard as he could startling the poor redhead out of his peaceful slumber and waking him up so abruptly that he fell right out of bed. A sudden thump that sounded like a phone came after eijirou fall and he gasped and looks down shuffling his hands through the fallen blanket only to pull out his phone. "So that's where it went.." he said rubbing his neck a little.
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