We're a Mess (Oikawa x Reader)

Chapter 26

"Toru. I got it. Shoo!" I push Oikawa away as I pinch my nose.

"C'mon I'm just trying to helpppp!" He whines, slumping down beside me.

"Crying doesn't help." I raise an eyebrow.

"WELL WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!? THE GIRL I LOVE IS INJURED!" He yells dramatically, melting down to the floor.

I blush at his comment and smile nervously to myself.

Now everyone knows!

"I ordered the new lock on Amazon. Should be here in a week to month." Yachi chimes in.

"Um, you don't have Amazon Prime? Cringe." Oikawa springs up.

"Shut up. Mr. Spotify Premium. What are you, a sugar daddy? How're you rich?" I defend.

"I'm not rich, I'm just not cheap... unlike you." He smirks.

"Ok listen, I could be using my 10 dollars a month on other things. Music with add free listening and very few good shows and movies aren't that important to me." I raise a hand defensively.

"The Spotify adds are pretty annoying though..." Kuroo butts in from afar.

"SHUDDUP! I NEVER ASKED YOU!" I yell back.

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Oikawa continues to dab a tissue to my nose lightly. He has a focused look on his face, his tongue slightly sticking out.
One hand on my cheek.
We make eye contact and I instantly look away.

Imma throw up. This is too much.

I feel like the butterfly's in my stomach are gonna escape out of my mouth and land on Oikawa.

Damn, that'd be awkward.

I realize that I got lost in thought when Oikawa waves a hand in front of my eyes.

"The bleeding's stopped babe." He drops his hands that hit against his hips.

Where his hands were all of a sudden feels really cold.

"Babe? Who you calling babe? You perv?" Kuroo says defensively with his arms crossed.

"I'm calling your sister babe. Deal with it." Oikawa answers, crossing his arms too.

"Well I don't think you should call her that." Kuroo sucks in a breath to look taller.

"Well you aren't her dad or mine." Oikawa answers, inching closer to his face with a scary look on his face.

"Well you aren't her dad either." Kuroo grumbles.

Oikawa clicks his tongue and gives me a quick wink. "You sure about that?" He answers Kuroo.

Kuroo's face wrinkles in disbelief and I can't help but start laughing, 1 because I'm a flustered mess and the 2 because I love to see my brother pissed off.

"(Y/N)! WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU!?" Kuroo yells, cracking his neck and putting his fists up, ready to hit Oikawa.

"Tetsu, don't hurt anyone." Kenma calls from the couch, not even turning around to look at what's going on.

"Yeah, (y/n) already had a bloody nose." Yachi chuckles.

Kuroo lightly smacks Oikawa on the cheek with his palm.

We're all silent.

Oikawa wacks him in the cheek back, making a loud smacking sound.

Kuroo stares at him in disbelief and hits him in the cheek after a few seconds of anticipation.
Oikawa hits back.

They get into an all out cat fight of just smacking each others faces.

"YOU HIT LIKE A GIRL!" Kuroo yells, smacking Oikawa in the face.

"THATS SEXIST!" Oikawa yells back, smacking him on top of the head.

"Boys boys, you're both weak, and to be honest, this fight is kind of giving me secondhand embarrassment." I stand up, walking in between them.

"Get outta the way!" Kuroo tries to shove me.

"No." I answer, slapping his face.

"OHHHH GET GOTTTT!" Oikawa laughs.

I turn around and smack him in the face too. He flinches out of surprise.

"OHH GET GOT!" Kuroo yells.

"Oh my god. Shut up." I pull Kuroos ear until I reach the door.

"KENMA! Take care of your child!" I yell. Kenma stands up and gives me a thumbs up, taking Kuroos ear and dragging him into the hallway.

"My god you're so childish!" I hiss at Oikawa.

"Am not!" He yells back with a hurt look.

"Well then prove it." I answer.

"And how do you expect me to do that?" He lifts an eyebrow.

"I got it!" Yachi yells. To be completely honest, I forgot she was there.
"You and Oikawa can live together in this dorm for a week. During that week Oikawa needs to prove that he's not childish, if it comes to cooking meals or doing chores." Yachi seems overjoyed with the idea.

"Wha- A whole week?" I ask with an annoyed tone. Oikawa's taken aback.

"You don't think we can live together for a week?" He looks like someone just shot him.

Ah shit, he's sensitive.

"No! No it's not that it's just that..." I pause.

It's exactly that.

"Challenge accepted! I'll show you (y/n)!" Oikawa yells, stomping out of the room. Once he's out the front door I look to Yachi with a look of death.

"You had to. You just HAD to." I groan.

She smiles and walks to her room, closing the door.

Next week is going to be literal hell.

Oikawa is Schmidt from New Girl in some ways... Is that just me?
Anyways love u guys 😏
-ElloLuv212 🤟😎