Papi x The happy mask salesman

High

The Happy Mask Salesman was high, he had done copious amounts of morphine (same). He had broken into 58 different hospitals and took all the morphine for him and his friends, his friends being a sex doll he had found in the trash outside of a random 15 year olds house called Susan, a pigeon called Samee (pronounced Sammy but he's to cool for that) and a radiator called Rad Ralph. These were his only friends, but they were all he needed.

They were all very high, so The Happy Mask Salesman being as high as he was decided to throw samee out of the window, this caused the butterfly effect to take place and a portal to another world opened up. The caused him to become very interested so he walked on through the portal leaving behind all 3 of his very great friends.

As he emerged through the other end of the portal we could see his face and body, his eyes were closed and he had stupid hair, his mouth was curved into a smile that just a bit too large for me to comfortably look at. He looked extremely sinister and evil.

He stepped out into the other world and looked around him, it was a circus that looked to be in the middle of nowhere in a vast desert. He became instantly afraid as he was actually quite afraid of clowns. The was numerous posters that read "Wolf Circus" and The Happy Mask Salesman being 1000 IQ brain man he was assumed this to be the name of the circus.

He walked further into the circus and the portal behind him vanished and he was kind of worried about that because now he couldn't get back.

"Gosh darn" He replied "How will I ever get back"

He replied this very loudly and a young man heard him, the man approached him and he was instantly terrified, the man approaching him was a clown and The Happy Mask Salesman's mother had always taught him to never trust those damn clowns. The man approaching him wore a red and white striped outfit that looked a bit like pyjamas and had a cat tail he also wore a pink rabbit eared hat, this outfit made Happy Mask very uncomfortable and he backed away. The man saw this because he was staring right at him and replied with the words,

"Where you going bruv"

"nowhere" Happy Mask replied "I'm just very afraid of clowns and I am very confused by you outfit"

The man looked offended by this but this did nothing but satisfy him because he instantly didn't really like this man very much.

"ok" The man replied "well my names Popee, what's yours"

"my name is The Happy mask Salesman but the author is too lazy to actually write that so he will just call happy from now on"

Popee looked very confused by his forth wall breakage but decided to ignore it. He took Happy inside of a tent where he saw a blue dog that was wearing a mask.

He sat down and proceeded to be very scared of Popee because Popee was a clown.