Papi x The happy mask salesman

Sexy sexy Papi

"Why hello there Papi" replied Happy putting on the manliest, sexiest voice he could "I am the Happy Mask Salesman"

Papi was about to say something but was interrupted by Kedamono.

"Wait" yelled Keda calmly "you sell masks, I love masks"

Papi looked disappointed in him and Kedamono instantly felt guilty so apologised and ran out of the room, Popee followed behind him. Happy and Papi were now alone.

Happy was sweating a lot, he had never been in alone in a room with a man as sexy as Papi.

Papi turned to Happy.

"How did you get here" said Papi "Popee told me you came through a portal but he didn't seem to believe you"

"Well I was telling the truth" replied Happy stuttering frequently like a cute anime girl "I threw my friend Samee out of a window because I was high on morphine, then via the butterfly effect a portal appeared, I was instantly intruiged by it and went through and ended up here"

"Ahh I see this makes lots of sense Happy" replied Papi

Happy felt butterflies in his stomach due to Papi saying his name.

"my name is not worthy enough to be spoken out of those delicious lips" Happy thought to himself in his head.

"Where is this portal now then" Replied Papi

"It vanished after like a minute" replied Happy "I don't know how I will ever get back"

"wow that is awful" replied Papi concerned look on his face "guess you'll have to stay with me"

Happy felt more butterflies in his stomach as Papi towered over him with his body length.

"B-but where w-will I stay" replied Happy nervously

"Oh right" replied Papi slightly aroused by Happy's likeness to an anime girl "I guess there are no other beds...... you'll have to sleep with one of us"

"O-oh r-r-r-really" replied Happy now very hard in the penis "w-who will that be"

"Y-you can sleep with m-me I guess" replied Papi now stuttering himself then turned away shyly

Happy noticed Papi's stuttering and realised they were both thinking the same thing.

"o-ok"

Happy got way to flustered so he quickly said goodbye then ran away. Papi thought this was very cute and smiled cutely, he secretly couldn't wait to sleep with Happy.

Happy went out the tent and found Popee trying to kill Kedamono with bombs so Happy being the god like being he is decided to protect Keda from the nightmarish being that is Popee. 

He approached them in a Superman walk.

"Hey there buddy" started Happy menacingly like a badass "what do you think you're doing to that poor man"

( I was legit having having a stroke writing this )