Suicide Squad (Billdip au)

Chapter 4

(Dipper pov)

I open my eyes feeling someone shaking my shoulder. Gazing around I quickly realize that the helicopter is destroyed and the pilot is dead. Everyone else seems to be alive at least. "You alright kid?" Deadshot ask as he helps me to my feet.

"Yeah, just a few bumps and bruises. No big deal." I pick up my baseball bat and pick up my lucky pistol putting it in the waistband of my shorts. "Please tell me that we were lucky enough to have Flag die in the crash."

"No such luck." He points to Flag who is checking his gun.

"Dammit. Was really hoping he died so we could just leave."

"He dies and we die you know."

"But who knows if they really put bombs in our necks? Maybe he's just saying that so we won't run away."

"You going to test out that theory?"

"No...." I glance over at Captain Boomerang and Slipknot. "Although I might know some idiots who could test it for me instead.

"Everyone let's get moving!" Flag says once he's done checking his guns.

I groan as he begins walking and we all follow him, an escape plan forming in my head. "What exactly you planning?" Deadshot ask next to me.

"We get one of those idiots to test if the bombs are a real threat, if it's not then we run like no tomorrow or even better yet kill that asshole and then run."

"And if the bombs are a real threat?"

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it." I jog up to Captain Boomerang so I'm walking next to him. "Hey, you're the Australian bank robber right? The one who weirdly likes unicorns?"

"So what if I am? What's it to ya?" His voice is thick with his Australian accent.

"I was just thinking of a way to get us out of dealing with this shit but I guess I won't bother you if you aren't interested."

"Hold on I never said I wasn't interested. What exactly you got in mind?"

"Well I'm pretty sure that the bomb in our necks thing is bullshit and just need someone to test out the theory. Figured maybe you could cause a ruckus or something."

"And what if I get my bloody head blown off?"

"I said cause a ruckus. He would be the one to get his head blown off trying to escape." I point up ahead to Slipknot.

"Ah, I see." He walks up ahead to Slipknot and I see them talk for a few minutes before they walk closer to Flag. A few minutes later Boomerrang punches Flag to the ground and Slipknot is using grappling hooks to get away until Flag taps something on a tablet and the guy's head fucking explodes. Holy shit, guess the bomb thing is an actual threat.

Flag stands up brushing himself off. "Anyone of you smart asses want to try anything else?" No one answers so he keeps walking and we're forced to keep following him.

"I thought you said the bombs weren't real and that it was a bluff?" Boomerrang falls back in line with me.

"No, I theorized that they were a bluff. Clearly my theory was wrong." I walk ahead to keep him from talking to me again since I didn't have anything I really wanted to say to him. We walk down what appears to be a heavy traffic area but all the cars on the road are empty. I stop walking hearing a weird, wet chewing noise. I look to my right and barely see something that appears to be hiding behind a car. "Uh...guys?" I look ahead and see everyone still walking, them somehow not having noticed the thing or the noise. Gripping the handle of my bat I walk over to it walking around the car to get a better look and put a hand over my mouth to hide my gasp from shock. The only way I can describe this thing is the molded creatures from Resident Evil 7. I raise my bat over my head to smash into it but that's when it quick as a hawk turns to me and knocks me to the ground, the bat rolling out of reach as I use my feet under it's torso to keep it off me enough that it can't bite me but it's too heavy to get off. "Someone help!" I scream as I get my pistol out and try to aim to shoot it but one of it's clawed hands keeps my hand holding the gun pinned down to the ground. "Fuck fuck!" I see a black slime on it's tonge as the tonge stretches towards me. "No no ew ew fucking ew gross no! Get that fucking thing away from me! Ew!"

Multiple gun shots are fired behind me and the thing gets shot off of me. I sit up looking back seeing Flag shot it off of me. "You still alive?"

"For the time being." Putting my pistol back in my waistband I stand up grabbing my bat from the ground.

"Uh, guys? We might have a problem." I look over to wear Deadshot is pointing and see dozens upon dozens more of the molded things coming for us.

"Oh fucking hell."