Dear whatever brat is reading this.

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First of all lets get one thing straight , I shouldn't be doing this , I don't want to be doing this , and I am going to find a way to make this the first and last extract I have written. Although I can name a few things that would be a much better use of my time , Erwin has suggested a few topics that I cover in my 'introductory page', as he calls it. Introductory my ass , if you've picked up this book , or bought it and are now wasting you're time by sitting on the sofa and reading it , you probably know who I am. He told me to tell you who I was , and if you are not educated enough to read the title of this book , or gather any knowledge about who its on before throwing your money into a capitalist economy, that is not my problem.

But , I owe him a favour , so my name is Levi Ackerman. I am 26 , and I own one of the most successful businesses in London - Ackerman Enterprises. You and your shitty little wandering mind may be asking how I came about this career , or how I'm so successful , and to that I say , you should mind your own business.

His crappy little shrivelled up piece of paper , covered in his scrawny handwriting of topics I should cover also included my past and my childhood. My childhood was a childhood, nothing more and nothing less. I had a mother and father , and have a younger sister who will never be named. I don't trust any of you fuckers.

If this extract is meant to be some motivational shit telling you that 'you can do it too' , then you should think again. I've worked my ass off for my corporation and there's no way in hell I'm going to tell you that you can do something , that you physically might not be able to do. Some of you don't have the funds. Some of you don't have the drive. Some of you are just fucking lazy and expect to be spoon-fed for the rest of your goddamn lives  But some of you might have that drive , and in some ways , I guess this book is for you.

Now , before you start reading , this isn't going to be a shitty romanticised autobiography , nor will it be a fictitious tale to drag you out of your boring ass lives, it's a book on my corporation and my drive.

Levi.

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