ℝ𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕥 (𝐎𝐧-𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝)

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 𝟿

"So... if I drown my—"

"Why are you going to drown yourself?!"

"Let me finish my words first! So okay... If I drown myself is that suicide or drowning?" I curiously asked and they all stared at me with a blank look. "Shira, did I hit your head too hard?" Maki asked with a worried... wait a WORRIED EXPRESSION?! IS THAT A WORRIED EXPRESSION I'M ACTUALLY SEEING RIGHT NOW FROM HER?!

"Shira, no more alcohol" Yuuta sternly said snatching the empty can of alcohol in my head and throwing it to the bin. "Shira, be honest with us, are you secretly taking drugs?" Panda seriously asked and I only stared at them all. 

"It's just a harmless question, you know?" I groaned laying my body on the couch using Inumaki's lap as a pillow. "The way you said it, you look like you're going to do it" Megumi said to me reading his back. "That's why am asking if it's a suicide or n—"

"Oh, so you're planning to do it, huh?! HAVE YOU NOW FINALLY OFFICIALLY LOST YOUR MIND, SHIRA?!" I groaned at her loud voice. "Maki my lo—"

"Don't call me that, you idiot!"

"I was planning to do it to someone else" silence covered the whole place and they all stared at me. "Senpai, who are you going to kill?" Megumi cautiously asked eyes narrowing at me. "Probably Satoru" Maki groaned eating her chips violently.

"What did Gojo-sensei did to you again?" Yuuta worriedly asked and I don't if he's worried for me or for our teacher. "Wait a minute" Maki's eyes furrowed and glared at me. "She said 'If I drown myself is that suicide or drowning?' SHE'S NOT GOING TO KILL SATORU BUT HER—"

"I am not sui—"

"THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING A VERY WEIRD AND OBVIOUS QUESTION TO US?!" They all shouted. "I just want to confuse you all" I snickered and winced when Inumaki flicked my forehead with a disappointed look on his face.

"I don't know if you're an idiot, sadist, crazy, annoying, or suicidal" Yuuta sighed letting out a long tired sighed. "How about all of the above?" I asked with a smirk making them all groaned. "If you're going to be a seri—"

"Shira, eno—"

"Just entertain me! I'm bored! I don't want to start a—"

"Massacre?"

"Hell no! But thanks for the idea. If you're going to be a killer what will be your trademark? Like how kind of evidence will you leave that will point it out to you?" I curiously asked making them all sighed.

"This is so weird and so wrong in so many ways" Panda groaned slamming his head on the coffee table. "Shira, be honest, are you really on drugs?" Yuta asked seriously making me roll my eyes. "I just saw that from a TikTok video"

"I'll just probably cut their heads off" we all stared at Maki with a horrified expression making her irked. "YOU ASKED FOR IT AND I JUST GAVE YOU MY ANSWER! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!" She yelled. "So brutal" I whispered and I'm really thankful that the couch is far from her.

"A-Ah a stab in the heart?" Yuuta nervously answer. "A bite from the throat?" Panda answer. "Tuna Mayo" Inumaki answer. Then we all stared at Megumi who's looking at us with an irked mark. "I'm not going to answer that" he growled at us. "Isn't it unfair you heard their answer but won't be giving yours?" I said.

"I didn't agree on this in the first place"

"But you're already a part of this so give us an answer! Even our precious boy Yuta answer the question!" I groaned and saw a tick mark on his head. "I'm not going to bully," I said and he raised an eyebrow. "For 2 days" I added and he let out a pained groaned. "Fine" we all silently cheered at that.