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birds and the bees

@SiriusLupin posted:

@SiriusLupin: Outfit if the day 💅🏻 also dear my new jeans! i got them 50% off.

@Yourdeerest: the amount of girls that asked for your number

@MoonyLupin: i'd like them 100% off 🥵

@SiriusLupin: They can't give clothes away for free Rems that's bad for business

@Reggieblack: And you guys say i'm the innocent one???

@MckinnonMarls: oh baby Sirius... Have you had the birds and the bees talk yet?

@SiriusLupin: The what?

@Reggieblack: The what?

@MoonyLupin: i- Sirius come upstairs i'm going to tell you about the birds and the bees. Reg go to James he'll explain.

@Yourdeerest: Nah you need to teach Sirius the bees and the bees talk.

@MoonyLupin: We aren't virgins James

@YourDeerest: ???Since when???

@MoonyLupin: Since we've been dating for like 5 years?

@Yourdeerest: oh how my baby's are growing up

@SiriusLupin posted:

@SiriusLupin: Remus gave me the sex talk...Like we've had sex so many times and you decided now was a good time?

@MoonyLupin: Yeah but you didn't know what the birds and the bees was...

@SiriusLupin: We are bees and bees Remus. I didn't not need to know about the birds.

@Reggieblack: Pls 💀✋🏻

@LilyPotter: Remus...Why...Why now????

@YourDeerest: You've been dating for five years and nows the time you have the sex talk?

@SiriusLupin: We had the straight sex talk. Remus scarred me. I didn't not need to know about the birds. I'm gay.