Me talking about Genshin (+art)

My Opinoins on Bosses

Ack! Some of these really anger me >:(
Also, while I'm writing this, I'm trying my hardest not to just pass out (it be 4am when I started writing this)

Pyro Regisvine:Kind of a Bitch to deal with,,, constantly makes me think it's just like the Cryo Regisvine, but when I show up it says "You wish 🤡" and proceeds to call me weak in 15 different languages. Dealing with it on mobile is a lot easier than PC! Although this is coming from someone who started off on mobile and had to transition to PC, so take it with the smallest grain of salt. Maybe don't make the flower get up after (around) 15 seconds, I'm pretty slow.

Cryo Regisvine: Funky 🤩! Not that bad, but maybe that's just because I have beefed Pyro and Electro characters (Razor is pretty op ngl). It's kinda weak to the point I being Xingqiu to the fight bc he does solid damage and also heals my team. Overall pretty funky, I have a lot of ascension materials for Kaeya, Chongyun, and Diona.

Electro Hypostasis: (Ok, for all of the people out there who's parents sent them to Catholic school, you might get my reference) I call it the Electro Hypostatic Union bc that's the closest I'm getting to pronouncing it. Once I figured out how battling it works, it was a piece of cake (Razor's currently at lvl 80 bc I like beating it up) Will be using Xiao to beat it up next time.

Anemo Hypostasis: Ewww,,, I kinda suck at flying, I'm so glad Xiao's ascension material didn't consist of Hurricane seeds otherwise I might've lost my mind. As you can probably tell, I suck at any time-based thing (I see the hourglass from a distance and take off-) and the gliding takes forever. Overall, stop trying to kill me, you're just making me more angy.

Geo Hypostasis: Very Funky, would invite to dinner. Not that bad when you have 6 claymore characters, but still a bit of a hassle. (Sorry Ningguang and Noelle, you'll forever be stuck at your current lvls bc I'm too lazy)

Oceanid: Ewww,,, stop talking, I don't care. It was bearable at level 50, now it's level 71 and it's kicking my ass daily.  Hate it here, wish I could get rid of it.
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⚠️ Archon Quest Spoilers ⚠️
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Tartaglia: Please just give me your version of "dvalin's breath", I want Xiao to be an actual god. Also why 3 phases? I only have 3 characters at level 80 and they both have a disadvantage against him in one of the phases (Razor causing ineffective damage and Xinyan fainting early on before she can overload). Just please stop giving me the shard of Foul Legacy, it does nothing for me right now.

Dvalin/ Stormterror: Eh, easy to beat but sometimes takes awhile. Also please give me your Dvalin's Breath, I need it for talents pls and thank you.

That new boss: I forgot it's name, but the one that does the Jaws attack when it goes underground. Terrifying but easy to beat. (Xiao lvl 90 here we come) I figured after the first three battles that if you have a shield you could place it under the shower attack and cut the hp. ✨ Experimentation ✨

Zhongli's Pet: Dear Zhongli, please come get your dog, it does bite. In all seriousness though, man is that the oddest toad-dragon I've ever seen. Azdaha also scared me perpetually. It's so bad that every time I go to battle Tar-Tar-Taglia, Lover of Snezhnayan Queen I think "At least it's not Zhongli's pet dog"

Overall: All of them can be annoying but if I want a team of Gods, that is what I must do...
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