Me talking about Genshin (+art)

To The Kinnies (Monstadt Edition + Harbingers)

Welcome to me being brutally honest on my opinions about y'all... Don't worry, I'm not that mean, probably
Apparently this this something I've had in the works for a hot minute— so enjoy!

To The Childe Kinnies: How does it feel to put in the milk before the cereal? Stop committing crimes against humanity

To The Bennett Kinnies: I promise it wasn't your fault, stop blaming yourself for every unfortunate circumstance you happened to be involved in

To The Razor Kinnies: Have you showered today? If yes, I sincerely congratulate you on having the energy to do so! If not, that's okay too, you woke up today, and that is it's own accomplishment

To The Kaeya Kinnies: Please ask for help, I can see your problems getting bigger by the second, ignoring it isn't working. Also stop being secretive, I promise you that someone has done something weirder

To The Diluc Kinnies: How does it feel knowing you hate your sibling and they don't care? Like, you made up this rivalry for what?

To The Diona Kinnies: I know you have daddy issues, this is the 5th time you've told me. I have hot coco and tea available as well as my time, please rant your problems instead of bottling them up

To The Lisa Kinnies: Please go outside and just breathe for a minute before you go back into your MILF dedicated room

To The Venti Kinnies: How does it feel to return home after being the class clown all day? I'm going to say probably not well, go get yourself a snack, all the other Kinnies are here for you

To The Jean Kinnies: Stop joking that work is your life. It's not a joke anymore, I know you want to get there early but -damn! Take a self care day at least once a week

To The Barbara Kinnies: Stop pretending you're mentally stable, that never worked in the past, and it won't work now. Seek professional help please

To The Fischl Kinnies: Stop your habit of Maladaptive Daydreaming, it's seeping into the real world a bit too much. Go outside, and touch some grass

To The Noelle Kinnies: You're honestly such a sweet person, but please stop. You're so polite and I'm worried, like if you're angry be angry, no ones stopping you, this isn't customer service

To The Sucrose Kinnies: Stop being a doormat, people are stepping all over you, if you won't beat them up, I will

To The Albedo Kinnies: Feral, just waiting to be unleashed. I'm running and so should you

To The Klee Kinnies: This is a sign: Go. Commit. Arson

To The Scaramouche Kinnies: This is also sign to go join the Klee Kinnies in their search for destruction and chaos

To The Signora Kinnies (y'all exist?): How does it fell to be regarded as an asshole? Probably not good but you probably don't care as long as you see your sovereign step on Venti again wishing it was you