Danny devito x shrek

Chapter 4: Daddy Devito

~daddy devito pov~

I had been 16 years, both out sons now being 16. I missed my son's so I decided to go and visit them, I threw myself of the mountain and dived into the water like a dolphin. I made it to the bottom and I found nothing.

After looking for a while I found this weird restaurant and went inside. I saw handsome squidward standing there. The only thing I could think was 'damn he has gotten ulgy.' I went to my son and he recognized me immediately and hugged me. I pushed him off me and said 'fucking nerd' then I saw him. This beautiful red man, he looked so rich and sexy. I walked up to him and said 'wassup bbg' he looked flusterd and said 'nothing much shawty' I was blown away by his beautiful face.

He took me to his office and we talked about money and he wanted to kiss me. I was kinda nervous but went for it, I knew I still loved shrek but DAYUM krbas was hot. 5 days later shrek also came to bikini bottom, I didn't want him to find out my secret so I didn't tell him

~3 days later~

I had made plans with mister krabs but as soon as I walked into his office I saw him and shrek making out. Shrek immediately started apologizing as krabs said 'ok' then we all kissed.

Then I took them with me in my car to pick up handsome squidward, I took them to a cliff. I didnt push them off the cliff, Handsome squidward did he told them how much he hated them and I agreed with my son as he pushed them of. They died painfully. Then my son told me he wanted me to live him as he hugged me. Then I pushed him of me and said 'nerd' then I stabbed him and threw him off the cliff and said 'lol'

After that swam up and decided to join my favorite son Jesus. I flew up to heaven where we had a huge party and got drunk, it was fun.

THE END