"It's a-me, Mario!"... No answer back "Hello?" Slenderman turned facing the small, weirdly shaped man. "Take a-this!" The small deformed midget threw a turtle shell at the lanky pale man. Slenderman dodged it, but he started losing his balance. He tried gripping onto a nearby tree only to topple against mario. "Wazoo!" The red midget yelled. Slenderman began leaning closer in on his face, "Listen here you bitch ass motherfucker. Do that shit again and I'm gonna have to fucking make out with you." Mario's eyes showed no signs of fear. "Mario time!"... "I love you, Mario" slendemrna began crying. He had never felt feelings for ahyobodh. Let alone a fucking plunger from italy. But here he was
... Right next to the sexiest looking toilet plunger he has ever met. "M-mario?" "It's a-me, Mario!" he responded. "Let's have hot sex and make out on the dirt oh yeah" "Hui hew! Just what I needed!" mario was as enthusiastic as ever. "You fucking whore, I love.yoh"..slemderman began crying into tears.. he was finally....after all these years.......after so long........ He not die a virgin.......... He started sobbing uncontrollably. His cries.were so loud, louder than Mario's ass cheeks as he was stalking him. They were so loud it in fact alerted Mario's brother, luigi, who was force feeding a prostitute spaghetti with a spoon back in italy. "Game over!" marrios husky manly voice brought back slenderman into the present. Before he realized what was happening, luigi grabbed mario by his armpits and dragged him aggressively avcrose the forest floore. NOOOOOOOOO slendman screamed even though he dkesnt have aoutb. MY SEXY ITALIAN DRUG ADDICTED PLUMBER... WHAT ABOUT OUR FUTURE? slenderman has lost it. He had completely losted it. His love of his life was being dragged like a dirty dog onto the floor. YOU FFUKCING DILDO IM GOING YL BEAT YOH TO A PULP LUIGI MARK MY WWHORDS YOU BITCH....
