Sleepy Bois Inc One-shots!

Sleepy Bois Inc + Ranboo/Dsmp Headcanons

-Phil sometimes can't see glass since he's a hybrid, so Techno made his windows out of trapdoors to make sure Phil wouldn't walk into them.

-Techno and Wilbur are blood-related twins and are both piglin hybrids, but Wilbur hides his ears with his fluffy ass hair and beanie while Techno shows his.

-Tubbo is a goat or ram hybrid because JSchlatt is his biological dad, and has horns growing in.

-When he gets really pissed off, Tubbo headbutts anything and everything in sight. (Protect your belongings.)

-Techno hates orphans because a baby zombie killed Phil in his hardcore series.

-Techno sees a lot of himself in Ranboo and tries his best to help him, even though he's not the best with others.

-Techno found Ranboo passed out after a panic attack in one of his panic rooms and carried him through the nether back to his house to Phil because he didn't know what to do, but wanted to help because something similar had happened in the past with himself.

-The Sleepy Boys always had dinner at the table together and Wilbur and Tommy would always fight over the dumbest things, often trying to get Techno to side with one of them. 

-Wilbur and Tommy are really good at braiding because they would always braid Techno's hair when they were younger and would compete over who braided better.

-Tubbo can make really good flower crowns because he would always spend a lot of time in the flower fields with the bees. Making flower crowns is one of his favorite coping mechanisms.

-Wil and Techno rarely fight, but when they do it gets very heated. The fights can either last a long time or a really short amount of time, with no in-between. They are both very stubborn, so unless Phil helps them, they argue for a long time.

-Chat, or Techno's voices, first appeared later at night when Techno was protecting Wil from the mobs a short distance away from home. They threw him off guard and got him hurt.

-Wilbur and Techno were never seen without the other when they were little. They had grown up in the nether alone with only each other, so they both had horrible trust issues. When Phil found them and brought them to the overworld were constantly together watching each other's back. Wilbur eventually grew out of the habit, but Techno still sometimes goes to grab his twin's arm, even when he isn't there.

-Ranboo makes Enderman noises when he's nervous and picks up grass blocks to calm his nerves. Techno and Phil usually carry a stack of grass blocks for him when they go somewhere.

-Ranboo speaks fluent Ender, but sometimes forgets he knows it. He doesn't remember when or where he learned it but assumes it has something to do with being half enderman.

-Techno can speak Enchantment Table, Ender, and Piglin.

-When they were little, Tommy and Tubbo overheard Techno and Wilbur talking in Piglin and assumed they made up their own language and copied them. They made their own language up, and they still use some of it today. This is where pog and other emotes come from.

-Tommy and Tubbo taught Phil part of their made-up language, which is why Phil says things like sadge, pog, pepega, and monkaS when talking. It reminds him of the good old days when his family wasn't broken apart.

-Techno sometimes uses Chat for things like checking the time or keeping track of how many days until a certain event. It's also how he knows certain things like birthdays or names of people he's forgotten.

-Techno and Wilbur refuse to eat anything with pig in it like bacon or pork.

-Tommy would try to convince Phil to let him spar with Techno and Wilbur when he was little but was always told no until he was 7 1/2 when Phil finally caved.

A/n:

Hellooooo

I hope you guys don't mind having this instead of a oneshot. I've had no motivation lately and life has been busy asf, but I'll try to get stuff out more frequently. ALSO, WHO IN THE HELL GAVE ME 11.2K VIEWS? PARDON? why do you shower me with love

why

i love you guys

btw any good dsmp/sbi fanfics? I ran out of them and I'm too lazy to find anymore lmao

mk bye love ya mwa

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