Bakugou goes to furfest with John Cena

I was drunk when i planned this

"So, why are we at furfest again?" Bakugou asked his good friend John Cena. Bakugou wasn't a furry. He hadn't even thought that John Cena was one. When pro wrestler John Cena told him that he wanted to talk, Bakugou thought they would just go out for burgers or something. Not to a festival dedicated to dressing up as animals. But he was never one to judge. Just kidding. Bakugou loved to judge people. He fucking thrived on it.
John Cena was a degenerate and now Bakugou had proof. If only the man showed up on film, then Bakugou could take a picture and post it on twitter for the whole world to see.
But John cena never showed up in pictures.
"I need to talk to you in a place where nobody would recognize me."
"Ah. I see." If furries were known for anything, it was their ignorance of anything related to pro wrestling and movies. "What did you want to talk to me about?"
"I want to talk to you about that green haired dude."
"Aah. Deku. I know. He's so awful. I love to bully him." Bakugou boasted. "In fact, I love to bully him so much that I wouldn't be surprised if he decided to retaliate by boinking my mom."
"Damn I was gonna say you two should date. As a matter of fact, I would love that as it is my main ship."
Bakugou cringed. "Bro, shipping real people is kinda problematic, tbh. Especially real people who you have regular contact with."
"Who the fuck said you were real?" John Cena huffed. "Anyway please consider letting Midoriya raw you in a Denny's parking lot. I want my fanfic to come true."
"Gross dude. This makes me very uncomfortable. I don't like the guy and wouldn't even like him if he was my stepdad, which will never happen."
"Oh that's an interesting AU. I've gotta write that down." John Cena tapped at the pockets of his cargo shorts for a pen, which he did not find. "Shit, dude. I gotta find a pen."
"I'll wait here." Bakugou promised.
And he did, of course because he trusted John Cena as a close friend. Even if he was into enemies to lovers tropes. Ugh.
Hours passed and John Cena still hadn't returned. Bakugou was getting worried. And hungry.
"Oop." Somebody who sounded Minnesotan But was definitely Japanese bumped into him and said "oop."
Bakugou turned around just as the person with the red wolf fursuit took their head off with a loud "ploop."
"K-kirishimmbi??" Bakugou slurred. "What are you doing here?!"
"I'm a furry Bakugou. I thought I told you??" Kirishima was very sweaty as his fursuit wasn't well ventilated.
"No??? You never told me??? I would have remembered if you were a furry."
"Are you sure? You don't even remember my birthday."
"Of course I do..." Bakugou didn't.
"Face it Bakugou, you're not a good friend." Kirishima laughed. Bakugou scowled. He WAS a good friend. He was gonna PROVE it!!
"Fine. Would a bad friend show support for their friend's hobby by joining them at the seventh annual furfest kpop rave?!"
"C'mon Bakugou! They won't let you in without a fursuit." Kirishima laughed.
"Then I'll get one!"
"Bakugou they take months and years of dedication and planning. The rave is in three hours when the full moon is at its highest. You'll never get one together in that time."
"Sure I will. Just watch me!" Bakugou ran off to make a fursuit but he ran into some obstacles very quickly.
First of all; he had no money. Fursuits are very expensive. And secondly he needed a character to build around so he knew where to start. And his drawing skills sucked. He could ask his mommy for help since she was a fashion designer and all, but he didn't know how she would react to him becoming a furry.
Fine, he decided. He was going to have to make do. He ran off into the woods to find materials.
As he was walking, he heard a strange sound. It was a figure grunting with feral energy. The person (?) Wiggled as if in distress.
"Hewwo?" Bakugou asked, using the language of the people who resided in this land. There was a high chance this was a resident of the area, perhaps even a rare species.
"Help me?" The feral person said. Bakugou moved closer to discover a man with a boars head and no shirt wiggling in a snare.
"How did you get trapped in this snare?"
"It's tax season in these parts." The boar man stated. "I've been arrested for tax evasion."
"Ah. I know the feeling." Bakugou said. He freed the guy from the snare and they shook hands like buisiness men.
"I am Katsuki Bakugou. I hale from the kingdom over yonder."
"I am Inosuke Hashibira, ruler of the great mountain. Since you have saved me, I will be forever in your debt."
"Dope." Bakugou nodded. "Anyway I need to go build a fursuit in three hours."
"Good luck."
Bakugou ventured deeper into the woods before he had an idea.
There was a full moon that night, which meant he could easily get a cheap fursuit. He went to the cave on the edge of town and began to yell.
"Oh wolf of the great cave, please grant me your presence."
Then Jacob from twilight came out of the cave and eyed Bakugou suspiciously. "You're not an unborn baby for me to imprint on."
"Unfortunately not, but there is a furfest in town and I would like to attend their charity kpop rave, however I have not fur nor suit."
"So you wanna become a werewolf?"
"Yeah bitch."
Jacob from twilight sighed. "Okay just lemme uhhh...." he waved his hands around and said "swiggidy swerry you are now a furry."
And then Bakugou grew a tail and became a werewolf.
He got back to furfest just in time for the charity kpop dance to start. Kirishima was waiting outside the gates.
"See I told you getting a fursuit this quickly would be impossible." He boasted.
"Nice try. Watch this." The moon appeared and Bakugou turned into a werewolf.
"Uhhh bro what?" Kirishima said as Bakugou ate his flesh because he was a werewolf now.
He was about to devour everybody else at furfest but then a nice furry dressed as a tiger was like "wow dude nice fursuit. Do you do art commissions?? I will pay you $10000 for a drawing of my fursona."
The promise of money satiated his curse and he no longer had to eat people but that did not erase what he had just done.
"I killed my best friend." He wailed.
"So...is that a yes or..." the tiger furry scratched the back of their neck.
"YeA bro money is a little tight right now I'll take your email and we can talk about this later." Bakugou said as he cried.
Suddenly, John Cena returned with a pen and a Starbucks drink.
"What did I miss?"