There's a Sisterinnit?

Chapter 3

"Wait wait wait," Nick laughed. "So you're telling me, that the first time you, ya know, he THREW up all over you?" 

"That makes it sound so much worse," Devon tried suppressing her laughs. "But technically, yes. Damn, Jake is a dick."

"Yeah he sounds like it, fucking throwing up after, what a pussy," Nick rolled his eyes. "Was he drunk or high or anything?"

"This is the best part," she took a drink of water. "100% sober. Never touched alcohol or drugs, nothing."

"You're fucking with me," he sighed. "Like, there's no way."

"Nick, I'm telling you that was the worst night of my life, I wouldn't make this up," Devon cringed at the memories. 

"Damn, I'm sorry," he sounded serious. "Sounds like hell."

"It was. I went and got high out of mind after," she took a break. "Wouldn't recommend by the way. Smoking is not for me. Almost died like 3 times."

"What the hell? How?" he was concerned.

"Well, I was very paranoid and like started hallucinating or something and thought I did something illegal I think, not really sure, but I tried running and fell into a pool and almost drowned," she explained. "Then after that, I started walking home and almost got hit by a car, then got caught by my parents and they almost killed me, so." 

"Fuck Dev, I'm sorry," Nick apologized, feeling horrible for the girl.

"No don't be, I think it was a good thing because I'm never smoking or doing weed again unless I'm with someone I trust," she explained. 

"Makes sense," Nick agreed. "I'm glad you aren't going to anymore though, makes me not worry."

"Oh you are going to worry about me now? Mr. nap, do you, I don't know, CARE about me?" Devon teased. 

"I'm going to hang up on you now," Nick said tapping on his screen. "Bye!"

"No no no no no Nick please no, I was joking," Devon pleaded. "I'm sorry, I won't tease you anymore." 

"You make a very good argument," he teased back. "Fine I won't leave you, but I am going to do some speedruns. We can hang up if you want but we can still talk."

"Oh no I'll stay on," Devon said. "I might fall asleep though. The satisfying sound of the keyboard and your voice might make me sleepy."

"Am I that boring?" Nick asked.

"No not like that!" she hid her face in her hands. "I mean your voice is soothing and relaxing, Nick."

"You sound like my twitch chat when I stream late," he teased. 

"You caught me, I'm a simp in the Sapnap late night streams that lurk the chats," Devon sighed. "Gotta give up my tier 3 sub now."

"You're not seriously tier 3 subbed are you?" Nick was honestly concerned.

"No dummy," Dev rolled her eyes. "I didn't know who you were or what twitch even was until 2 days ago." 

"Oh whatever," Nick snickered.

"But seriously, I'm sorry if I fall asleep," Devon was interrupted by a yaw. "I'm driving back to school tomorrow too."

"You'll be ok. I'll just take a few screenshots as blackmail," Nick winked, making Dev go red. 

"Whatever," Devon yawned again. "G'night Nicky."

"Night Dev," was the last thing Devon remembered hearing before drifting off to sleep to the sound of Nick's mechanical keyboard clicks. 
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