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[irumatsu] late night inventions 🍋

requested by: KrazyKitKatKatie
set in chapter 3, with some plot changes
includes: p0rn

"yuh get into itt" fucking angie and her goddamn cult again. It was funny at first, cause angie actually toned down her atua shit when tsumugi (fucking bitch) introduced her to tiktok.

As much as she wanted to repeatedly punch tsumugi in the face, she couldn't, cause that bitch died after monokuma executed her for killing that other guy with the green hair.

"savage love,, did somebody, did somebody break your heart~" FUCK! that was the last straw. How the fuck is kaede supposed to practice her damn piano if angie wouldn't fucking stop???

"DIE!!" kaede yelled as she kicked the door to angie's occult room with the force of a car running 1000 k/ph.

Satisifed, kaede grinned as she started walking back to her lab.

"himikoo!! that weird earthquake that came from the door made the kirumi wax figure fall over and break!!" said an annoying voice that sounded suspiciously like angie's.

"nye,,,,, can't you just fix it? or ask atua to fix it for you,,"

"nah, i need to save my energy to make more tiktoks, we could just bring tsumugi back! maybe she'd let me do a collab on her cosplay shit, and if she tags me, I'd get followers and stuff!"

"oh.. ok."

"don't get tired YET himiko! if you wanna get your magic crap to get viral you need to work hard for it! now sing with me! i know i fucked up, :( I'm just a loser,, shouldn't be with ya,, guess I'm a-"

FUCK! SHIT! the thought of them bringing the bluenette back to life just filled kaede with rage.

"I need to find a way to get that kirumi figure fixed."

Kaede walked back and forth around the hallway trying to think of something when she felt someone pass her.

"Kiyo? you're still up? it's 2 in the morning."

Kiyo's eyes widened (he was trying to be sneaky, damnit!) as he dropped the huge variety of items he was carrying. Some duct tape, a weird yellow katana, some wooden floorboards? a hammer, whatever. she couldn't care less right now.

"oh kaede, you're awake. good morning." kiyo says as he adjusts his mask while actively avoiding eye contact.

"say, aren't you an anthropolobeast or something?"

"anthropologist."

"yeah whatever, anyway, you've handled some wax stuff right? While dealing with historical things and stuff."

"I must say, I'm not that kinky, but if you'd like-"

"ew! gross, I'm vanilla asf. I was talking about wax figures! do you know how i could put together a broken one?"

"well not really, I can't say I've dealt with wax figures that muc-"

Kaede didn't even bother to let him finish talking, she needed to find a legitimate way to fix this kirumi figure asap!

She needs Kirumi alive! THEY need kirumi alive! she's the prime minister for crying out loud! and she's a maid! she literally does anything you ask her to, and she's fine with being ordered around- but! that's not why kaede wants to bring her back 😇 no, not at all. She just wanted kirumi back cause she's a good friend. Even though they've only talked about 5 times the entire time they've been trapped in here-

Okay, she can't afford to get sidetracked right now. and apparently, Kaede's walked all the way back to the dorms and without noticing.

and of course, the clock on the wall was there to remind her that it was already nearly 3 am. fuck. they were doing the seance today too! how tf did she forget?!