Briar: What's your biggest fear.

Rae: Being forgotten.

Harper 1: Dang that's deep.

Harper 1: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Harper 2: We're lost.

Robin: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

Harper 2: We're not totally lost. We're still in the woods.

Robin: You said this was a shortcut.

Harper 2: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!

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Hella: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty/sixty bucks?

Amber: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.

Hella: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?

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Skylar: Liza, don't take this the wrong way, but, you're insane.

Harper 1: That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.

Liza: For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens. And I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

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Store Worker: Would a Briar Rose, please come to the front desk?
Briar, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Person B and Person C
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Harpers 1& 2 simultaneously: We got lost :(
Briar: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-


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Renee: We need a distraction.
Skylar: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Liza : My time has come!

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Harper 1: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Briar: Wasn't Ella with you?
Ella: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Hella texting , Amber: Help I'm being kidnapped

Amber: Where are you?

Hella: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Amber: I'll call Rae.

Rae, answering her cell: Y'ello?

Amber: Where's Hella? She texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Rae: Hella? Whaddya mean, she's right next to me-
Rae:

Rae: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Rae: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Hella: WHO ARE YOU?!


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Rose: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Gigi: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Rose: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Harper 2: edible


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Mia: Where's Rae, Liza and Amber?
Hella: They're playing hide and seek.
Mia: Where?
Hella: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Cordelia: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Ella: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Harper 2: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Liza: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Briar: What the heck is wrong with you people?!

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Summer: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Anna: Rude.

Amber: Not again.

Gigi: Are you going to want this back?


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Amber: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Rae: Several traffic violations.
Hella: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Rachel: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Brair: Also, that's not our car.

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Harper 2: Favorite horror movie?
Liza: It
Parker: Saw
Ames: Annabelle
Robin: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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