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Gigi: I want you to kill my ex but make it look like a accident 

Rose: Say no more

News person a couple hours later: Looks like the murderer beat him to death with a crowbar then placed a banana peel by his feet...

//BTW IM NOT SAYING THAT GIGI WOULD SAY THAT 

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Robin: How much money do you have?

Ames: I don't know, like 69 cents.

Robin: Ha, you know what that means

Ames, crying: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets


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Izzy: Which country has the most birds?

Harper: Portu-geese

Izzy: wait- 

Izzy: Thats a language 

Liza: Portu-gull?

Harper: Nice recovery

Izzy: Don't you mean re-dove-ery?

Casey faceplaming: Turkey. How did you miss Turkey.



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