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Harper (thing two): You're short. Like shorter than me really short.
Briar grumbling: Thanks. i had nO idea.
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Harper (thing 1): we should appreciate the little things in life.
Harper (thing 2): *hugs briar*
Briar: I GET IT. I'M SHORT. STOP REMINDING ME.
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Harper (thing 1) : anyone under 5'2 can't talk about fighting. Like what ya gonna do? Headbutt someone in the stomach?
Briar: Say goodbye to your kneecaps
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Briar talking to the police, pointing at both harpers: That's them officer, arrest them.
Briar: they eat pineapple on pizza.
